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England To Become Our 51st State On July 4

President Obama has chosen Independence Day Eve, Modern Philosophers, to make the shocking announcement that England will become out fifty-first state on July 4. “Sure, our will flags look a little awkward now with a fifty-first star,” The President told … Continue reading

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Mayor McCheese to Run for Governor of Maine; Incumbent Vows to Eat Him Alive

In a move that stunned political pundits throughout the state, Mayor McCheese today announced his intention to seek the Democratic nomination in the 2014 Maine Gubernatorial Election. Incumbent Governor Paul LePage, whose approval ratings are almost as low as the … Continue reading

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