Tag Archives: Politics

Americans Eager To Celebrate Their Independence…From Trump

As Independence Day quickly approaches, Modern Philosophers, a new poll reveals that Americans are more eager than ever to celebrate their freedom. But we’re not talking about independence from Merry Ole England… According to a phone poll conducted by the … Continue reading

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Trump Hires Aaron Sorkin To Script His Next 100 Days

In response to his plummeting approval ratings, President Trump has made the bold move to hire award winning writer Aaron Sorkin to script the next one hundred days of his Presidency, Modern Philosophers. “Aaron is an amazing writer,” Trump told … Continue reading

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Pope Bathes In Holy Water For Days After Trump’s Visit

Pope Francis was so effected by President Trump’s recent visit to the Vatican that the Pontiff bathed in holy water for several days after the Orange Menace departed. “The Holy Father wanted to ensure that he did not become possessed … Continue reading

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The Devil Declines

President Trump: Thank you for your invitation to join you for Sunday Brunch at Mar-a-Lago, but I must respectfully decline due to a standing Sunday appointment that cannot be broken. While a well prepared meal at your favorite weekend getaway … Continue reading

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April Foolishness

We’ve finally made it to the 182nd and final Day of Terror, Modern Philosophers! Tomorrow is April 1 and Spring finally arrives in Maine.  Of course, there is snow in the forecast, but the twelve to eighteen inches predicted earlier … Continue reading

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Trump Bans Non-Orange Easter Eggs

In a move that probably won’t surprise as many people as it really should, Modern Philosophers, President Trump issued an Executive Order today banning all non-orange Easter eggs. While it’s most likely just another calculated move to freak us out … Continue reading

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Tiny Cup Of Tea Makes Ya Wanna Pee

My favorite government agency, The Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST), has some unexpected time on its hands lately, Modern Philosophers. As it turns out, President Trump and his administration prefer alternative facts and fake news to legitimate facts and … Continue reading

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