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Tag Archives: Politics
The Ominous Shadow
They sat in silence on their benches on opposite sides of the path down by the river. It was cold. Fourteen degrees by Holly’s last check of the temperature. She didn’t like the quiet, but she could tell by Aaron’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged birthday, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, short story, US Capitol
8 Comments
Treason With A Capital Trump
It certainly wasn’t the birthday I expected, Modern Philosophers. Of course, it turns out this might not be the country I expected it to be, either. I’m not sure what I want to write about the events that took place … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Capitol riots, God Bless America, healing, insurrection, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Politics, traitors, treason, Trump, US Capitol
16 Comments
President Elect Biden Names Santa Claus Postmaster General
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Modern Philosophers. Today, President Elect Joe Biden added to the overall Ho Ho Ho vibe in the country by asking Santa Claus to serve as his Postmaster General. “It was an easy … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Humor, Joe Biden, Politics, postmaster general, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
14 Comments
Trump Creates New States, Awards Himself Their Electoral Votes
You’ve got to give the Trump Administration an A for creativity when it comes to finding new ways to avoid conceding the election, Modern Philosophers. In a move that not even the dead people who voted for Joe Biden in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2020 Presidential Election, Biden, desperation, Electoral College, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, satire, sore loser, Trump
14 Comments
Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner
After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale. I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire
5 Comments
Trump Declares Victory Over Halloween
Just mere days after the White House website claimed that the administration had put an end to COVID-19, President Trump has taken credit for another huge accomplishment, Modern Philosophers. Now he’s declared victory over Halloween. At a campaign rally in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Election Day, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, Sarcasm, satire
8 Comments
CDC Adds Sunday Joyride to Approved Coronavirus Treatments
Modern Philosophers, are you tired of waiting around for a Coronavirus vaccine? Are you sick of wearing a mask? Are you done letting the Coronavirus dominate you? Well, there might finally be some good news for you. According to the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged CDC, coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, Trump
6 Comments
The Week That Wasn’t
This was a very confusing and stressful week, Modern Philosophers. I’ve made it a point to not watch the news anymore, but I’ve had CNN and MSNBC on all day to keep tabs on what is going on with the … Continue reading
How Would President Snow Handle The Coronavirus?
I’ve been reading Suzanne Collins’ prequel to The Hunger Games, Modern Philosophers, and the book really has the Deep Thoughts flowing. The novel follows the life of a young Coriolanus Snow during the tenth Hunger Games. Remarkable, the author manages … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Snow, Sarcasm, satire, The Hunger Games, wear a mask
5 Comments
Will Trump Go After Bookstores Next?
You know President Trump isn’t going to stop with putting the US Postal Service out of business, right, Modern Philosophers? He’s like one of those evil bullies from an 80s teen comedy. The more he succeeds in being a prick, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Humor, mail in voting, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, save the post office, Trump, US Postal Service
7 Comments