Tag Archives: Politics

Trump Declares Victory Over Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2020 by

Just mere days after the White House website claimed that the administration had put an end to COVID-19, President Trump has taken credit for another huge accomplishment, Modern Philosophers. Now he’s declared victory over Halloween. At a campaign rally in … Continue reading →

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CDC Adds Sunday Joyride to Approved Coronavirus Treatments

Posted on October 10, 2020 by

Modern Philosophers, are you tired of waiting around for a Coronavirus vaccine? Are you sick of wearing a mask? Are you done letting the Coronavirus dominate you? Well, there might finally be some good news for you. According to the … Continue reading →

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The Week That Wasn’t

Posted on October 3, 2020 by

This was a very confusing and stressful week, Modern Philosophers. I’ve made it a point to not watch the news anymore, but I’ve had CNN and MSNBC on all day to keep tabs on what is going on with the … Continue reading →

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How Would President Snow Handle The Coronavirus?

Posted on September 19, 2020 by

I’ve been reading Suzanne Collins’ prequel to The Hunger Games, Modern Philosophers, and the book really has the Deep Thoughts flowing. The novel follows the life of a young Coriolanus Snow during the tenth Hunger Games.  Remarkable, the author manages … Continue reading →

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Will Trump Go After Bookstores Next?

Posted on August 15, 2020 by

You know President Trump isn’t going to stop with putting the US Postal Service out of business, right, Modern Philosophers? He’s like one of those evil bullies from an 80s teen comedy.  The more he succeeds in being a prick, … Continue reading →

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Georgia Governor Looks To Turn The Walking Dead Into A Documentary

Posted on July 18, 2020 by

I don’t even know what to say anymore, Modern Philosophers, about people who refuse to wear a mask during a pandemic. I mean, I know what I want to say, but this is a family friendly blog, so I can’t … Continue reading →

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Uncle Sam Wants You To Wear A Mask

Posted on July 4, 2020 by

Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! I know it’s not the same since you’re stuck at home, the fireworks have been canceled, and a pandemic is sweeping through the nation and killing your fellow Americans, but try to remember what it … Continue reading →

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Trump Orders Jedi Arrested As States Merge Into Districts

Posted on April 16, 2020 by

Lately, Modern Philosophers, I feel like I’m living in the chaotic days before the cataclysmic events that lead to the birth of the dystopian societies in so many of the movies and books that I enjoy. I try to avoid … Continue reading →

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Sasquatch Thankful For Trump’s Impeachment Hearings

Posted on November 24, 2019 by

With Thanksgiving so close, Modern Philosophers, people are crawling out of the woodwork, or in this case, hiking out of the North Woods, to share that for which they are thankful. Today, I had an unexpected visitor at The House … Continue reading →

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Pelosi Urges Democrats To Peach Trump

Posted on July 29, 2019 by

We live in challenging, bizarre, and fruity times, Modern Philosopher. Case in point would be today’s announcement by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi that she is urging Democrats to peach President Trump. Yes, you read that correctly.  She wants … Continue reading →

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