Tag Archives: Politics

No Collusion

Posted on August 5, 2018 by

The Devil put down the Sunday paper, straightened his tie, and cleared his throat. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit. At the moment, he also wore an extremely serious expression on his handsome face. “There’s … Continue reading →

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How To Tell If Your Date Has A Crush On Putin

Posted on July 21, 2018 by

The interns keep nagging me about the fact that the blog’s inbox is overflowing with requests for a new dating tips post, Modern Philosophers. I love you guys, but you can be so demanding! Since I’m tired of the freckle … Continue reading →

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How I Would Spend My Trump Hush Money

Posted on May 19, 2018 by

I’ve given it a great deal of Deep Thought, Modern Philosophers, and I am finally ready to answer the question so many of you have asked me. While $130,000 might be just a drop in the bucket to a supposed … Continue reading →

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Study Links Stress To The Existence Of Other People

Posted on April 14, 2018 by

Don’t let those Fake News types tell you that the United States isn’t at the top of the global heap when it comes to scientific breakthroughs, Modern Philosophers. Today, a team of government scientists from The Department Utilizing Statistics & … Continue reading →

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White House Easter Egg Hunt Held In Trump’s Hair

Posted on March 31, 2018 by

Apparently, the White House doesn’t feel Americans have been challenged enough by having to put up with Donald Trump as their President, Modern Philosophers. Trump’s staffers decided to make the annual White House Easter Egg even more difficult by having … Continue reading →

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Trump Preemptively Fires Random Americans From White House Jobs

Posted on March 24, 2018 by

President Trump today fired 5,000 Americans from jobs in the White House. Predictably, the citizens, who had never worked for the President or at the White House, were caught off guard by the move. The termination notices were sent out … Continue reading →

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St Patrick Vows To Drive Trump Out Of The White House

Posted on March 17, 2018 by

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! There’s even more reason to celebrate the most Irish day on American calendars this year.  For the first time since the Electoral College installed Donald Trump as President, there’s reason for Americans to believe … Continue reading →

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