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Tag Archives: Politics
Americans Eager To Celebrate Their Independence…From Trump
As Independence Day quickly approaches, Modern Philosophers, a new poll reveals that Americans are more eager than ever to celebrate their freedom. But we’re not talking about independence from Merry Ole England… According to a phone poll conducted by the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged America, Donald Trump, Fourth of July, freedom, Humor, impeachment, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire
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Pope Bathes In Holy Water For Days After Trump’s Visit
Pope Francis was so effected by President Trump’s recent visit to the Vatican that the Pontiff bathed in holy water for several days after the Orange Menace departed. “The Holy Father wanted to ensure that he did not become possessed … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Pope Francis, Religion, sarcasm, satire, The Exorcist, Trump visits Vatican, world leaders
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The Devil Declines
President Trump: Thank you for your invitation to join you for Sunday Brunch at Mar-a-Lago, but I must respectfully decline due to a standing Sunday appointment that cannot be broken. While a well prepared meal at your favorite weekend getaway … Continue reading
April Foolishness
We’ve finally made it to the 182nd and final Day of Terror, Modern Philosophers! Tomorrow is April 1 and Spring finally arrives in Maine. Of course, there is snow in the forecast, but the twelve to eighteen inches predicted earlier … Continue reading
Trump Bans Non-Orange Easter Eggs
In a move that probably won’t surprise as many people as it really should, Modern Philosophers, President Trump issued an Executive Order today banning all non-orange Easter eggs. While it’s most likely just another calculated move to freak us out … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Easter, Easter Bunny, Easter Eggs, Humor, Modern Philosopher, orange, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Trump's Executive Orders
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Tiny Cup Of Tea Makes Ya Wanna Pee
My favorite government agency, The Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST), has some unexpected time on its hands lately, Modern Philosophers. As it turns out, President Trump and his administration prefer alternative facts and fake news to legitimate facts and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged absurdity, alternative facts, government agencies, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, tiny cup of tea, workplace humor
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