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98% Of Americans Are Thankful That They Don’t Know You

Posted on November 22, 2014 by Austin

My friends at the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) have been busy again, Modern Philosophers. This time, they conducted a special phone survey for the Thanksgiving Holiday that you might find very intriguing. In this poll, conducted with 17,146 … Continue reading →

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9 Out Of 10 People Believe The 10th To Be A Total Weirdo

Posted on April 24, 2014 by Austin

A new study released today by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) revealed that 9 out of 10 people believe the 10th to be a total weirdo, Modern Philosophers. Over two million Americans participated in the survey which was … Continue reading →

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White Christmas: The New Nightmare?

Posted on December 30, 2013 by Austin

While the lyrics to the hit Holiday song might be “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas…”, a recent poll of Mainers has found that more people have nightmares than pleasant dreams about snow on Christmas. The phone survey, conducted from … Continue reading →

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