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Tag Archives: polls
98% Of Americans Are Thankful That They Don’t Know You
My friends at the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) have been busy again, Modern Philosophers. This time, they conducted a special phone survey for the Thanksgiving Holiday that you might find very intriguing. In this poll, conducted with 17,146 … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, phone surveys, polls, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, statistics, Thankful, Thanksgiving 2 Comments
9 Out Of 10 People Believe The 10th To Be A Total Weirdo
A new study released today by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) revealed that 9 out of 10 people believe the 10th to be a total weirdo, Modern Philosophers. Over two million Americans participated in the survey which was … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged government, Humor, Modern Philosopher, polls, psychology, sarcasm, satire, society, statistics, Taxes 22 Comments
White Christmas: The New Nightmare?
While the lyrics to the hit Holiday song might be “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas…”, a recent poll of Mainers has found that more people have nightmares than pleasant dreams about snow on Christmas. The phone survey, conducted from … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Christmas, Humor, Modern Philosopher, nightmares, polls, Sarcasm, satire, snow, weather, White Christmas 10 Comments