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Tag Archives: Post Traumatic Snow Disorder
Hey, Why The Long Week?
The season hasn’t even officially begun yet, but it’s already been a miserable winter, Modern Philosophers. I was texting a friend yesterday, and admitted that it had been a long, stressful week. When she asked why I felt that way, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Fitness, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, running, sarcasm, satire, Seasonal Affective Disorder, winter
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Snow Magnet
I have a theory, Modern Philosophers, but I hesitate to share it because science has never really been my thing. I mean, I keep a team of scientists on retainer, aka locked in the basement, in case I ever need … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Blizzards, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, surviving winter, winter
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My War Against Snow Miser
Who knew, Modern Philosophers, that my greatest weapon in my long running battle with Snow Miser would not be the countless hours of therapy, all the medications prescribed to me during that therapy, or even my trusty snow shovel? Turns … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged batle of wits, Blizzards, Humor, man versus nature, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, psychology, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, winter in Maine
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The Scary Kind of Whiteout
Just because I have a new car that handles amazingly well in the snow, doesn’t mean I still don’t have some perilous journeys, Modern Philosophers. Today, Winter Storm Grayson has been wreaking havoc on my neck of the woods, with … Continue reading
Halfway Through The Days Of Terror
I hope the title of this post didn’t mislead some of you, Modern Philosophers. Unfortunately, we are not at the midway point of President Trump’s term. I’m sorry if I got your hopes up, but we still have a lot … Continue reading
Secret Santa Dashing Through The Snow
‘Twas a week before Christmas at The House on the Hill, Despite all the snow, I’ve been out running still. I’ve been driving quite often, on snow covered roads, And somehow my head has yet to explode! I know I … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Fitness, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Humor, Maine, Merry Christmas!, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, running, sarcasm, satire, Secret Santa, snow days
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My Arctic Adventure
Dr Jekyll has often told me, Modern Philosophers, that the best way to conquer my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, is to go on little adventures to change my routine and shake those winter blues. Not only will the break from … Continue reading
Snow Miser’s Last Hurrah
Day 165 — I foolishly thought we were done with the worst of Winter. The snow had melted, temperatures had risen into the 50s, and hope was in the air. But Snow Miser would never leave without throwing himself one … Continue reading
Ferris Blizzard’s Day Off
Day 136 — The storm of the winter finally arrived today. On Friday, predictions were already calling for two to three feet of snow by the end of the day. My company decided yesterday to close for the storm. This … Continue reading
Why I Wear Brown Pants When It Snows
Do you want to know what the crazy thing about all this is, Modern Philosophers? I didn’t even realize it was going to snow today until I read an email on Friday from the HR Department. They wanted us to … Continue reading