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Tag Archives: Post Traumatic Snow Disorder
Snow Miser’s Last Hurrah
Day 165 — I foolishly thought we were done with the worst of Winter. The snow had melted, temperatures had risen into the 50s, and hope was in the air. But Snow Miser would never leave without throwing himself one … Continue reading
Ferris Blizzard’s Day Off
Day 136 — The storm of the winter finally arrived today. On Friday, predictions were already calling for two to three feet of snow by the end of the day. My company decided yesterday to close for the storm. This … Continue reading
Why I Wear Brown Pants When It Snows
Do you want to know what the crazy thing about all this is, Modern Philosophers? I didn’t even realize it was going to snow today until I read an email on Friday from the HR Department. They wanted us to … Continue reading
When The Weather Outside Gets Frightful
Day 67 — I didn’t even bother to set the clock early to get up for my run. The trauma of Day 66 was sure to remain with me, and I knew my night would be fraught with nightmares. Woke … Continue reading
@#$% You, Snow Miser!
I had an emergency appointment with Dr. Jekyll today, Modern Philosophers, to deal with a sudden alarming flare up of my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder. This Winter has been much milder than its predecessor, so I haven’t needed to take … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, phobias, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, therapy, winter
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Studies Prove Snow Is The Perfect Inoculation Against Spring Fever
One of the most horrible ways to be jarred awake from sleep, Modern Philosophers, is by the sound of the snow plow clearing your street on April 7! A full week into April, and I was out shoveling snow this … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, inoculations, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Spring Fever, weather, winter, writing
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