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DEA Asks Easter Bunny To Not Buy His Grass From Colorado Or Washington

Posted on March 29, 2014 by Austin

Spring is here, Modern Philosophers, which means that Easter is just around the corner. As I revealed to you on the blog last year, the Easter Bunny spends a lot of time in Maine because a majority of the items … Continue reading →

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Stoners Bummed Over Harsh Reality About Turkey Pot Pie, Dude

Posted on November 24, 2013 by Austin

A Seattle based group calling itself The Stoners Brigade is threatening to sue turkey pot pie manufacturers for false advertising. It’s no coincidence that this announcement comes so close to Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers.  Apparently, the organization had planned to have … Continue reading →

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Easter Bunny Needs To Bail Out Maine Farmers Arrested For Growing His “Special Grass”

Posted on April 20, 2013 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The Easter Bunny had to make an unscheduled stop in Maine today to post bail for a half dozen farmers who grow and harvest the special grass he uses in Easter…

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Maine Expands Medical Marijuana Laws To Include Psychics Suffering From Second Sight Glaucoma

Posted on April 20, 2013 by Austin

In a move that is sure to get him the Psychic vote in the upcoming Gubernatorial Election, Maine Governor Paul LePage signed a law today allowing the use of medical marijuana by Psychics suffering from second sight glaucoma. “I knew … Continue reading →

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