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Modern Philosopher Finds True Love And Decides To Elope

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I’ve been keeping a big secret from you, but I think once I share it, you will understand why I’ve been telling you little white lies.  I also hope you’ll be extremely happy for me. … Continue reading

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Disney Buys My Blog For $2.5M; JJ Abrams In Talks To Direct Modern Philosopher Movie

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Big news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers: Mickey Mouse is wearing a toga! I have spent the day in negotiations with lawyers from The Walt Disney Company, and…

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