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Analysts Baffled By Maine’s Egg And Toilet Paper Shortage

Posted on October 28, 2014 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Apparently, Maine has caught the attention of economists and market analysts, Modern Philosophers. According to a report released on ConsumerMarketWatch.com, several of the big brain, number crunching, what’s going on with…

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“Treat” Widely Outpacing “Trick” In Early Halloween Polling

Posted on October 14, 2014 by Austin

The Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) released the results of some of its early Halloween polling today, Modern Philosophers. 73% of those polled, answered that they would prefer to receive “treats” over “tricks” this Halloween. When the poll was … Continue reading →

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HazMat Team Evacuates Maine School After Atomic Wedgie

Posted on April 26, 2014 by Austin

Bangor’s Stephen King Middle School had to be evacuated, and a HazMat Team called to the scene, after a small gang of sixth graders unleashed an Atomic Wedgie on a helpless fourth grader. Due to the ages of those involved, … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Be An Every Day Fool

Posted on March 30, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I know that you are both a wise and funny man, so I’m hoping that you can help me with a little problem I’m having at work. I work with a bunch of pranksters, who are always … Continue reading →

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Analysts Baffled By Maine’s Egg And Toilet Paper Shortage

Posted on October 30, 2013 by Austin

Apparently, Maine has caught the attention of economists and market analysts, Modern Philosophers. According to a report released on ConsumerMarketWatch.com, several of the big brain, number crunching, what’s going on with the economy types are befuddled by the current shortage … Continue reading →

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Paul Bunyan Statue Comes To Life And Strolls Through Downtown Bangor

Posted on August 5, 2013 by Austin

Downtown Bangor looked like something out of a Godzilla flick today, or maybe it was more like Ghostbusters (who could ever forget the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?), when the Paul Bunyan statue in Bass Park came to life and went … Continue reading →

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