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Analysts Baffled By Maine’s Egg And Toilet Paper Shortage
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Apparently, Maine has caught the attention of economists and market analysts, Modern Philosophers. According to a report released on ConsumerMarketWatch.com, several of the big brain, number crunching, what’s going on with…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged eggs, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, pranks, Sarcasm, satire, toilet paper, trick-or-treat
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“Treat” Widely Outpacing “Trick” In Early Halloween Polling
The Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) released the results of some of its early Halloween polling today, Modern Philosophers. 73% of those polled, answered that they would prefer to receive “treats” over “tricks” this Halloween. When the poll was … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged candy, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, polling, pranks, Sarcasm, satire, trick-or-treat
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HazMat Team Evacuates Maine School After Atomic Wedgie
Bangor’s Stephen King Middle School had to be evacuated, and a HazMat Team called to the scene, after a small gang of sixth graders unleashed an Atomic Wedgie on a helpless fourth grader. Due to the ages of those involved, … Continue reading
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Tagged atomic cloud, danger, evacuation, HazMat, Humor, Modern Philosopher, pranks, Sarcasm, satire, school, wedgies
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I Advise You To Be An Every Day Fool
Dear Modern Philosopher, I know that you are both a wise and funny man, so I’m hoping that you can help me with a little problem I’m having at work. I work with a bunch of pranksters, who are always … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, April Fool's Day, Humor, jokes, Modern Philosopher, pranks, Sarcasm, satire, sense of humor, work
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Analysts Baffled By Maine’s Egg And Toilet Paper Shortage
Apparently, Maine has caught the attention of economists and market analysts, Modern Philosophers. According to a report released on ConsumerMarketWatch.com, several of the big brain, number crunching, what’s going on with the economy types are befuddled by the current shortage … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged economics, eggs, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, pranks, Sarcasm, satire, toilet paper, trick-or-treat
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Paul Bunyan Statue Comes To Life And Strolls Through Downtown Bangor
Downtown Bangor looked like something out of a Godzilla flick today, or maybe it was more like Ghostbusters (who could ever forget the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?), when the Paul Bunyan statue in Bass Park came to life and went … Continue reading
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Tagged Bangor, demons, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosopher, Paul Bunyan, pranks, Sarcasm, satire
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