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Kids Campaign To Have Thanksgiving Upgraded To A Gift Giving Holiday

Apparently, American children have been saving up their allowances, Modern Philosophers, because those who occupy the kiddie table on Thanksgiving have just hired a powerful D.C. lobby group to campaign on their behalf. Dylan Chatsworth, of the Beltway’s Havisham Group, … Continue reading

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The Tale Of The Three Thousand Wise Men and Women

Happy Holidays, Modern Philosophers! In all the excitement of the Holiday Season, I forgot to acknowledge a major milestone for this blog. At some point earlier this month, The Return of the Modern Philosopher picked up its 3,000th follower.  Wow! … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Christmas Collectibles Edition

We made it to another Friday night, Modern Philosophers!  Egg nogs all around to celebrate.  Let’s get into the Holiday Spirit! It was another rough week, but I made mine easier to navigate by cutting it in half.  That day … Continue reading

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