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Tag Archives: President Trump
Trump Declares Victory Over Halloween
Just mere days after the White House website claimed that the administration had put an end to COVID-19, President Trump has taken credit for another huge accomplishment, Modern Philosophers. Now he’s declared victory over Halloween. At a campaign rally in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Election Day, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, Sarcasm, satire
11 Comments
Trump Orders Jedi Arrested As States Merge Into Districts
Lately, Modern Philosophers, I feel like I’m living in the chaotic days before the cataclysmic events that lead to the birth of the dystopian societies in so many of the movies and books that I enjoy. I try to avoid … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, dystopia, Humor, Hunger Games, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, Sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
6 Comments
It’s An Honor Just To Tell You I’ve Been Nominated
Just when I was starting to think that this blog would never bring me fame and fortune, I got the call, Modern Philosophers. Actually, it was an email, this being the age of social media and all. It was from … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Annual Boggers' Bash, Awards, Best Lifestyle Blog, blogging, Humor, London, Modern Philosopher, President Trump, sarcasm, satire
36 Comments
Trump Taps Burgermeister Meisterburger As His New Chief Of Staff
Despite the rumors that no one wanted the job, President Trump wasted very little time finding a replacement for outgoing Chief of Staff John Kelly, Modern Philosophers. According to a typo-riddled tweet sent in the wee hours of the morning, … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Politics
Tagged Burgermeister Meisterburger, Chief of Staff, Christmas, Humor, John Kelly, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire
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The Highly Anticipated Return of the Sunday Rejects
It’s been a long time, Modern Philosophers, since I’ve shared some of my monologue jokes with you. Now that we’ve survived Election Day, I thought we might celebrate by welcoming the Sunday Rejects back to the blog. As you know, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Election Day, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, Veteran's Day, writing
13 Comments
The Devil Declines
President Trump: Thank you for your invitation to join you for Sunday Brunch at Mar-a-Lago, but I must respectfully decline due to a standing Sunday appointment that cannot be broken. While a well prepared meal at your favorite weekend getaway … Continue reading
St Patrick Vows To Drive Snakes Out Of The White House
Forever poised to keep both Irish and American eyes smiling on the holiday that bears his name, St. Patrick held a press conference today outside of the NYC cathedral named after him to make a huge announcement, Modern Philosophers. “It … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Humor, Irish, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, Snakes, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day, The White House
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How Does Trump’s Travel Ban Affect Leprechauns?
St. Patrick’s Day is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and the question on the mind of most Americans is: How does Trump’s travel ban affect Leprechauns? Let’s face it…it’s not really St. Patrick’s Day if Leprechauns aren’t running wild through the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Politics
Tagged Homeland Security, Humor, Irish, leprechauns, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day, Trump's Travel Ban
20 Comments
Ghosts Refuse To Haunt Trump White House
More strange news from the White House, Modern Philosophers. It was revealed today that the ghosts that have haunted the building for over two centuries refuse to go anywhere near it now that President Trump has taken up residence. According … Continue reading
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