-
Recent Posts
Follow me on Twitter
My Tweets-
Blog Stats
- 935,010 hits
Categories
Copyright
© Austin Hodgens and The Return of the Modern Philosopher, 2012-2017. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Austin Hodgens and The Return of the Modern Philosopher with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.Meta
Tag Archives: President Trump
The Devil Declines
President Trump: Thank you for your invitation to join you for Sunday Brunch at Mar-a-Lago, but I must respectfully decline due to a standing Sunday appointment that cannot be broken. While a well prepared meal at your favorite weekend getaway … Continue reading
St Patrick Vows To Drive Snakes Out Of The White House
Forever poised to keep both Irish and American eyes smiling on the holiday that bears his name, St. Patrick held a press conference today outside of the NYC cathedral named after him to make a huge announcement, Modern Philosophers. “It … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Humor, Irish, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, Snakes, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day, The White House
15 Comments
How Does Trump’s Travel Ban Affect Leprechauns?
St. Patrick’s Day is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and the question on the mind of most Americans is: How does Trump’s travel ban affect Leprechauns? Let’s face it…it’s not really St. Patrick’s Day if Leprechauns aren’t running wild through the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Politics
Tagged Homeland Security, Humor, Irish, leprechauns, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day, Trump's Travel Ban
20 Comments
Ghosts Refuse To Haunt Trump White House
More strange news from the White House, Modern Philosophers. It was revealed today that the ghosts that have haunted the building for over two centuries refuse to go anywhere near it now that President Trump has taken up residence. According … Continue reading
Trump Declares That Every Day Is Now President’s Day
Happy Presidents Day, Modern Philosophers. In case you forgot about the holiday, don’t worry. It will be coming around again much sooner than usual. As in tomorrow. President Trump signed a new Executive Order today declaring that every day is … Continue reading
Is Trump Assembling A Breakfast Club?
As I was collecting my Deep Thoughts, Modern Philosophers, for the Friday Night Think Tank, my mind kept drifting back to the idea that President Trump’s White House is out of control. Almost like it’s occupied by a bunch of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Betsy DeVos, Humor, Kellyanne Conway, Michael Flynn, Modern Philosopher, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, The Breakfast Club
12 Comments
