Tag Archives: President Trump

The Devil Declines

Posted on April 9, 2017 by

President Trump: Thank you for your invitation to join you for Sunday Brunch at Mar-a-Lago, but I must respectfully decline due to a standing Sunday appointment that cannot be broken. While a well prepared meal at your favorite weekend getaway … Continue reading →

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St Patrick Vows To Drive Snakes Out Of The White House

Posted on March 16, 2017 by

Forever poised to keep both Irish and American eyes smiling on the holiday that bears his name, St. Patrick held a press conference today outside of the NYC cathedral named after him to make a huge announcement, Modern Philosophers. “It … Continue reading →

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How Does Trump’s Travel Ban Affect Leprechauns?

Posted on March 7, 2017 by

St. Patrick’s Day is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and the question on the mind of most Americans is:  How does Trump’s travel ban affect Leprechauns? Let’s face it…it’s not really St. Patrick’s Day if Leprechauns aren’t running wild through the … Continue reading →

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Ghosts Refuse To Haunt Trump White House

Posted on March 6, 2017 by

More strange news from the White House, Modern Philosophers.  It was revealed today that the ghosts that have haunted the building for over two centuries refuse to go anywhere near it now that President Trump has taken up residence. According … Continue reading →

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Aliens Visiting Earth Less Since Trump’s Inauguration

Posted on February 23, 2017 by

The Department Utilizing Statistics and Tables (DUST) announced today, Modern Philosophers, that Alien visits to Earth have dropped dramatically since President Trump’s Inauguration. While DUST is not willing to state outright that Trump’s approval rating with Aliens is the lowest … Continue reading →

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Trump Declares That Every Day Is Now President’s Day

Posted on February 20, 2017 by

Happy Presidents Day, Modern Philosophers. In case you forgot about the holiday, don’t worry.  It will be coming around again much sooner than usual. As in tomorrow. President Trump signed a new Executive Order today declaring that every day is … Continue reading →

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Is Trump Assembling A Breakfast Club?

Posted on February 17, 2017 by

As I was collecting my Deep Thoughts, Modern Philosophers, for the Friday Night Think Tank, my mind kept drifting back to the idea that President Trump’s White House is out of control.  Almost like it’s occupied by a bunch of … Continue reading →

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