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Tag Archives: Presidential Election
Trump Adds 1700 Days to December to Delay Inauguration
I’m no legal expert, Modern Philosophers, but I’m pretty sure that Trump’s legal team is getting desperate in their attempts to overturn the results of the 2020 Presidential Election. Not only have they been unable to prove that the dead … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Biden, Humor, Inauguration Day, Modern Philosopher, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire, stealing the election, Trump, Trump concedes
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I See Dead Voters
“What really bothers me about the Republicans’ claims of voter fraud is that they claim dead people voted, but they don’t give us any specifics,” Aaron complained from his bench after taking a sip of Snapple. Holly nodded in agreement … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Biden, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire, short story, Trump, voter fraud
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President Biden…This Is The Way
It was an unseasonably warm November day in Maine as they sat along the waterfront. As always, they were on benches on opposite sides of the path with their masks at the ready. It might have been a gorgeous Autumn … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged flash fiction, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire, short story, social distancing, The Mandalorian
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Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner
After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale. I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire
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Would Running For President Help Me Find A Girlfriend?
My most trusted advisers gathered at The House on the Hill last night, Modern Philosophers, to discuss how I should move forward in the coming months. As always, the top item on their agenda was finding me a girlfriend. Apparently, … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged campaigning, dating, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Presidential Election, Relationships, running for office, Sarcasm, satire
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It’s a Wonderful Candidacy? George Bailey Hints at 2016 Presidential Run
What was supposed to be a simple holiday party turned into something much more consequential when Bedford Falls businessman George Bailey hinted at throwing his hat into the ring for the 2016 Democratic Presidential nomination. While Bailey has never held … Continue reading
