Tag Archives: Presidential Election

Trump Adds 1700 Days to December to Delay Inauguration

Posted on November 21, 2020 by Austin

I’m no legal expert, Modern Philosophers, but I’m pretty sure that Trump’s legal team is getting desperate in their attempts to overturn the results of the 2020 Presidential Election. Not only have they been unable to prove that the dead … Continue reading →

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I See Dead Voters

Posted on November 15, 2020 by Austin

“What really bothers me about the Republicans’ claims of voter fraud is that they claim dead people voted, but they don’t give us any specifics,” Aaron complained from his bench after taking a sip of Snapple. Holly nodded in agreement … Continue reading →

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President Biden…This Is The Way

Posted on November 8, 2020 by Austin

It was an unseasonably warm November day in Maine as they sat along the waterfront. As always, they were on benches on opposite sides of the path with their masks at the ready.  It might have been a gorgeous Autumn … Continue reading →

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Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner

Posted on November 7, 2020 by Austin

After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale.  I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading →

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Would Running For President Help Me Find A Girlfriend?

Posted on June 18, 2015 by Austin

My most trusted advisers gathered at The House on the Hill last night, Modern Philosophers, to discuss how I should move forward in the coming months. As always, the top item on their agenda was finding me a girlfriend.  Apparently, … Continue reading →

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It’s a Wonderful Candidacy? George Bailey Hints at 2016 Presidential Run

Posted on December 10, 2012 by Austin

What was supposed to be a simple holiday party turned into something much more consequential when Bedford Falls businessman George Bailey hinted at throwing his hat into the ring for the 2016 Democratic Presidential nomination. While Bailey has never held … Continue reading →

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