Tag Archives: Princess Leia

Trump Demands Invite To Princess Leia’s Funeral

Posted on January 7, 2017 by Austin

Although he might never act like a Head of State, Modern Philosophers, Donald Trump will be sworn in as President of the United States in less than two weeks. At that point, he will be the (orange) face of the … Continue reading →

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Farewell, Sweet Princess

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Austin

There is much sadness across the galaxy, Modern Philosophers, at the news of the passing of Carrie Fisher. While a great writer and an actress of many roles, Fisher will be forever remembered by fan boys and girls throughout the … Continue reading →

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If I Were Han Solo…

Posted on June 18, 2015 by Austin

If I were Han Solo I’d never go home I’d fly ‘cross the stars Make the Falcon my home If I were Han Solo I’d never be single I’d woo me a Princess And get the ladies to mingle If … Continue reading →

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Sam Spade And The Case Of The Millennium Falcon

Posted on May 26, 2014 by Austin

Since Disney announced it planned to make spinoff films from the Star Wars galaxy, I thought I’d submit my idea to the Mouse House and see what they had to say… “It was long time ago, in a galaxy far, … Continue reading →

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