Tag Archives: psychology

Are You On A First Date Or Just Having A Nightmare?

Memorial Day has come and gone, which means we are now in the middle of prime dating season, Modern Philosophers. I can’t just send you out into the dating world unprepared and confused, so it’s time for another dating tips … Continue reading

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“Smart” Ice Cream Offers Faster Fix For Sadness And Broken Hearts

The next time life has you down, Modern Philosophers, and you reach for that quart of ice cream to make it all better, expect much quicker results! Scientists at Maine’s prestigious Chamberlain Laboratories have created a Smart Ice Cream, which … Continue reading

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How To Run (Slowly) Away From Post Traumatic Snow Disorder

The temperature crept above 40 degrees today, Modern Philosophers, and I hoped that would mean an end to my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder. Dr. Jekyll was out of the office today, but his associate Mr. Hyde, who clearly knows a … Continue reading

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I Had The Wrong Dream Again Last Night…

I had the wrong dream again last night, Modern Philosophers. This isn’t the first time this has happened, and it’s actually happening with alarming frequency lately. I dreamed that I was with my ex-wife.  J brought me out to a … Continue reading

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My Top 5 Things To Like About Snow Miser

Dr. Jekyll told me that the only way I’m ever going to get over my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, aside from moving to the desert, is to make peace with Snow Miser. I don’t know how much I like that … Continue reading

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Every Room Comes Without A View

It was almost as if my coworkers and I were unwitting participants in a grand psychological experiment, Modern Philosophers. As if our Post Traumatic Snow Disorder wasn’t enough, the doctors wanted to see what would happen if they added a … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Stop Trying To Crack The Code

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am very frustrated and don’t know where else to turn.  You seem like a very wise man, and that toga makes you look like Plato or Aristotle, so I thought that you might be able to … Continue reading

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Alien Author Pens Controversial Novel “Still Looking For Intelligent Life On Earth”

I am writing tonight, Modern Philosophers, from the Alien Mothership that generally hovers high above Bangor, Maine. Tonight, however, the Captain has taken his mighty vessel beyond our planet’s atmosphere to give me a beautiful view of Earth as I … Continue reading

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9 Out Of 10 People Believe The 10th To Be A Total Weirdo

A new study released today by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) revealed that 9 out of 10 people believe the 10th to be a total weirdo, Modern Philosophers. Over two million Americans participated in the survey which was … Continue reading

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There’s Two Sides To Every Stressed Out Blogger

I was bored waiting for the mechanic to call, Modern Philosophers, so I decided to take a walk to pop in on my PCP, Dr. Jekyll. It was gnawing at me that I’ve been so stressed out this Winter, and … Continue reading

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