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Maine Zombie Control Agency Promises Zombie Free Halloween

Norman Nicotero, Maine’s Zombie Control Czar, assured Mainers today that, despite rumors of a Zombie attack in Washington County last night, the state’s Zombie population is under control and will not be a problem on Halloween. “Trick or treating can … Continue reading

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