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Hillary Sets Heckling Scarecrow Ablaze With Her Mind

The 2016 Presidential Election literally heated up today during a Hillary Clinton campaign stop in Bangor, Modern Philosophers. The Democratic nominee for President was in town to judge the Giant Pumpkin Contest as part of Maine’s month long Halloween Festival. … Continue reading

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Trumpkins Are A Halloween Smash

October is Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, and Otherworldly Beings from this world and others are flocking to Maine in record numbers to celebrate their favorite holiday. The All Hallows Society, Maine’s top secret, ultra powerful  organization that oversees all activities … Continue reading

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Maine’s First No Kill Pumpkin Patch Is A Smashing Success!

The Corgan Pumpkin Patch in Caribou Maine is one of a kind, Modern Philosophers. Known as “The No Kill Pumpkin Patch”, the orange gourds on this farm cannot be taken off the property. In fact, pumpkins from other patches are … Continue reading

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Does World Pumpkin Shortage Mean Jack O’Melons For Halloween?

The scariest thing you encounter this Halloween, Modern Philosophers, might not be the Monsters lurking in the shadows, the Vampire Bats fluttering over head, or those horrible screams coming from the Haunted House on that dead end street. You might … Continue reading

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