Tag Archives: Putin

No Collusion

The Devil put down the Sunday paper, straightened his tie, and cleared his throat. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit. At the moment, he also wore an extremely serious expression on his handsome face. “There’s … Continue reading

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How To Tell If Your Date Has A Crush On Putin

The interns keep nagging me about the fact that the blog’s inbox is overflowing with requests for a new dating tips post, Modern Philosophers. I love you guys, but you can be so demanding! Since I’m tired of the freckle … Continue reading

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President Obama Considers Sending Zombie Army To Ukraine

As tensions heighten in Ukraine, President Obama is considering every available option before he will even think about sending American troops to the area. My sources in The White House tell me that the President is very high on a … Continue reading

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