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Tag Archives: Queen Elizabeth
Is This The Line For The Can?
“Did you see the photos of all those people lined up just to get a glimpse of Queen Elizabeth’s coffin?” Aaron asked. It was a Sunday morning in Maine, far from the United Kingdom. The best friends were seated on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged best friends, flash fiction, Humor, Kevin Smith, Modern Philosopher, Queen Elizabeth, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, short story 3 Comments
Her Majesty’s Modern Philosopher
I am thrilled to announce, Modern Philosophers, that I have accepted Queen Elizabeth’s invitation to fill one of the vacancies in the Royal Family. While I’m sorry to see Harry and Meghan leave for greener pastures in Canada, I am … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged Harry and Meghan, Hogwarts, Humor, Meghan Markle, Modern Philosopher, Prince Harry, Queen Elizabeth, Royal Family, sarcasm, satire 10 Comments