Tag Archives: Racism

Is This Thing Still On???

Hello?  Hello??? Is this thing still on?  Can anyone hear me? How’s it going, Modern Philosophers?  Have you missed me?  Sorry to suddenly disappear from the blogosphere without warning, but life happened. There’s just been so much going on in … Continue reading

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The Rise of the Ice Cream Socialists

At a time when our President cannot find the words to condemn Nazis and white supremacists, I think it’s time to support a new political party to lead our nation back from the brink of Trump-ageddon, Modern Philosophers. I offer … Continue reading

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Why Won’t Trump Woo The Albinos?

You don’t need to be Donald Trump’s personal chef, Modern Philosophers, to know he prefers white meat. Trump’s popularity among voters increases exponentially as the color of their skin gets lighter.  Conversely, the Republican Presidential candidate’s desire to ban people … Continue reading

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Trump 2016: Let’s Make America Riot Again

Do you remember the days, Modern Philosophers, when Americans used to riot in the streets? And I’m not talking about the times when it happened in a city after its team won or lost a major sporting event. I’m referencing … Continue reading

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A Christmas Letter To Donald Trump

Dear Mr. Trump, Happy Holidays!  I hope this letter finds you filled with the Christmas Spirit, as you well should be, given the enormous lead you currently have in the polls over the other Republican Presidential contenders. I’m not one … Continue reading

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The Walking Taco Debate: Can Zombies Sense Racism?

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
I was talking on the phone yesterday with The Girl Who Knows Me Better Than Anyone Else, and told her how there was going to be a Walking Taco Party at…

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The Walking Taco Debate: Can Zombies Sense Racism?

I was talking on the phone yesterday with The Girl Who Knows Me Better Than Anyone Else, and told her how there was going to be a Walking Taco Party at work today.  Before I could get another word out … Continue reading

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Is It Racist to Dream of a White Christmas?

This Modern Philosopher recently attended a seminar at Husson University about racism in modern society.  The speaker, upon seeing all the Christmas decorations in the room, went off on a heated tangent about how the holiday promotes racism.  He declared … Continue reading

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