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Tag Archives: rain
A Madman Running Into A Storm
Anyone who knows me either in real life, or via my loquacious online persona, knows I am an introvert, who hates change and making any sort of major decisions, but truly loves running in the rain. As a result, today … Continue reading
Always Happy When It Rains
Have you ever noticed that the world sucks less when it’s raining, Modern Philosophers? Before you come at me, I understand that the world around me doesn’t change in any metaphysical way when the skies open and the clouds weep. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coping skills, Humor, life, mental health, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, rain, Sarcasm, satire, stress, stress relief
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Raindrops Keep Falling On My Brain
I think I have a problem, Modern Philosophers. Let me clarify that. I think I have a new problem in addition to the myriad of problems that already make me wildly unique. Are you with me now? I stepped out … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged dedication, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rain, running, running in the rain, sarcasm, satire, wellness competition
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Miles Before Rain
Always the sports fanatic, I have come up with my very own statistical abbreviation associated with running, Modern Philosophers. MBR, which stands for Miles Before Rain. This exciting new statistic came into play this morning, as I contemplated how much … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rain, running, running in the rain, sarcasm, satire, self improvement, statistics
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Rain Is Wet…And Other Deep Thoughts
It’s a dark and stormy night at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d ramble on about rain in this edition of The Friday Night Think Tank. It started to rain just as I was leaving … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fitness, Friday Night Think Tank, friends, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, rain, sarcasm, satire, weather
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The Downpour
Unfortunately, Not every day Can be perfectly baked In eternal sunshine And gently swaddled In unicorn stampedes. Most days, Especially those That fall during The work week, Tend to be Annoyingly riddled With wild wildebeests Hellbent on Rampaging through The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged changing moods, expressing yourself, Humor, mental health, Modern Philosopher, rain, rambling thoughts, sarcasm, satire, the effect of the day, work sucks
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Who’s Gonna Stop The Rain?
It was a chilly, rainy Sunday afternoon so I decided to sit out on the front porch of The House on the Hill to be alone with my thoughts. I’ve always found comfort in the rain, and one of the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Writing
Tagged Bruce Springsteen, hell, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rain, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil, Thunder Road
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Please Don’t Read This!
I hope you’re not wasting your time reading this, Modern Philosophers, because I really don’t have anything to say. It’s a quiet night at The House on the Hill, there’s a light rain falling, and I just felt like sitting … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged blogging, Humor, Modern Philosopher, movies, rain, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, visas, writing
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After Dinner Mints: Rain Day
Necessity is the mother of invention, Modern Philosophers, and with that in mind, I’d like to introduce a new feature on the blog. After Dinner Mints is a random collection Deep Thoughts that spill out of me on nights when … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blogging, Humor, Modern Philosopher, NYU, NYU Film, rain, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, spiral notebooks, writing
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