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Tag Archives: rain
Rain Is Wet…And Other Deep Thoughts
It’s a dark and stormy night at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d ramble on about rain in this edition of The Friday Night Think Tank. It started to rain just as I was leaving … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fitness, Friday Night Think Tank, friends, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, rain, sarcasm, satire, weather
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The Downpour
Unfortunately, Not every day Can be perfectly baked In eternal sunshine And gently swaddled In unicorn stampedes. Most days, Especially those That fall during The work week, Tend to be Annoyingly riddled With wild wildebeests Hellbent on Rampaging through The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged changing moods, expressing yourself, Humor, mental health, Modern Philosopher, rain, rambling thoughts, sarcasm, satire, the effect of the day, work sucks
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Who’s Gonna Stop The Rain?
It was a chilly, rainy Sunday afternoon so I decided to sit out on the front porch of The House on the Hill to be alone with my thoughts. I’ve always found comfort in the rain, and one of the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Writing
Tagged Bruce Springsteen, hell, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rain, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil, Thunder Road
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Please Don’t Read This!
I hope you’re not wasting your time reading this, Modern Philosophers, because I really don’t have anything to say. It’s a quiet night at The House on the Hill, there’s a light rain falling, and I just felt like sitting … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged blogging, Humor, Modern Philosopher, movies, rain, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, visas, writing
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 6/6/16
It’s raining, Modern Philosophers. Sometimes, I find it’s best to state the obvious and then build a post from there. Besides, you doesn’t like a weather report on a Monday morning? I know it makes my life easier whenever someone … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged back to work, coffee, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Monday, rain, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, writing
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After Dinner Mints: Rain Day
Necessity is the mother of invention, Modern Philosophers, and with that in mind, I’d like to introduce a new feature on the blog. After Dinner Mints is a random collection Deep Thoughts that spill out of me on nights when … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blogging, Humor, Modern Philosopher, NYU, NYU Film, rain, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, spiral notebooks, writing
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Harrowing Halloween Horror: Monsoon Man
It’s not truly Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, until you’ve had one good scare. You can look it up. To truly enjoy the holiday, one must face his fears, tempt the Fates, and/or look Death in the eye without blinking. I … Continue reading
