Tag Archives: rain

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Solitude

Posted on May 31, 2021 by Austin

Whenever it rains, I think of something my stepmother liked to say during similar weather conditions, Modern Philosophers. We’d be in the car, and from her throne aka the passenger seat, she would pass judgment on the world outside her … Continue reading →

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A Madman Running Into A Storm

Posted on July 11, 2020 by Austin

Anyone who knows me either in real life, or via my loquacious online persona, knows I am an introvert, who hates change and making any sort of major decisions, but truly loves running in the rain. As a result, today … Continue reading →

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Always Happy When It Rains

Posted on June 26, 2020 by Austin

Have you ever noticed that the world sucks less when it’s raining, Modern Philosophers? Before you come at me, I understand that the world around me doesn’t change in any metaphysical way when the skies open and the clouds weep.  … Continue reading →

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Raindrops Keep Falling On My Brain

Posted on October 26, 2017 by Austin

I think I have a problem, Modern Philosophers. Let me clarify that. I think I have a new problem in addition to the myriad of problems that already make me wildly unique. Are you with me now? I stepped out … Continue reading →

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Miles Before Rain

Posted on September 6, 2017 by Austin

Always the sports fanatic, I have come up with my very own statistical abbreviation associated with running, Modern Philosophers. MBR, which stands for Miles Before Rain. This exciting new statistic came into play this morning, as I contemplated how much … Continue reading →

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Rain Is Wet…And Other Deep Thoughts

Posted on June 9, 2017 by Austin

It’s a dark and stormy night at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d ramble on about rain in this edition of The Friday Night Think Tank. It started to rain just as I was leaving … Continue reading →

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The Downpour

Posted on April 12, 2017 by Austin

Unfortunately, Not every day Can be perfectly baked In eternal sunshine And gently swaddled In unicorn stampedes. Most days, Especially those That fall during The work week, Tend to be Annoyingly riddled With wild wildebeests Hellbent on Rampaging through The … Continue reading →

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Who’s Gonna Stop The Rain?

Posted on July 10, 2016 by Austin

It was a chilly, rainy Sunday afternoon so I decided to sit out on the front porch of The House on the Hill to be alone with my thoughts. I’ve always found comfort in the rain, and one of the … Continue reading →

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Please Don’t Read This!

Posted on June 23, 2016 by Austin

I hope you’re not wasting your time reading this, Modern Philosophers, because I really don’t have anything to say. It’s a quiet night at The House on the Hill, there’s a light rain falling, and I just felt like sitting … Continue reading →

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After Dinner Mints: Rain Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Austin

Necessity is the mother of invention, Modern Philosophers, and with that in mind, I’d like to introduce a new feature on the blog. After Dinner Mints is a random collection Deep Thoughts that spill out of me on nights when … Continue reading →

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