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Jump Start Your Brain: Nightmares

Good morning, Modern Philosophers.  Happy Saturday! I did not sleep well last night.  I’ve been having some really crazy nightmares lately.  Earlier in the week I had the recurring “creepy, faceless stranger standing in the room watching me sleep” nightmare, … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Winter Weather Woes

It’s the last Saturday of 2013, Modern Philosophers, which means it’s the final time I will be jump starting your brain this year. I’m a little more awake than usual because I  went for a walk to the library, but … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Crazy Cold Conditions

Well, it’s Saturday morning, Modern Philosophers, and I haven’t frozen to death yet, so I guess that means the weekend is off to a good start. I checked the temperature upon waking, and it was -3 degrees.  Who even knows … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Early Birds

It’s Saturday, Modern Philosophers.  I’m thrilled about that, but more than a tad miffed that I’m awake this early.  What in the name of Zeus is up with that? Needless to say, my brain is in a total fog and … Continue reading

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In Convenience

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
I’m not exactly known for being a fan of other people.  This Modern Philosopher really likes to work the grey matter trying to figure out why others can be so damn…

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Robot Apocalypse Warning: Maine ATMs Dispense Free Money In Attempt To Buy Human Devotion

Banks throughout Maine were forced to shut down their ATMs today after it was discovered that the machines were dispensing free money to anyone who made a transaction. Figures were not available at this time, but one estimate put the … Continue reading

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