Tag Archives: Real Estate

Canadian Realtors Anxiously Await Outcome Of Iowa Caucus

Posted on February 1, 2016 by Austin

There is an excitement north of the border tonight, Modern Philosophers, that hasn’t been felt in Canada since Tim Horton’s expanded its breakfast menu. Throughout the nation often thought of as America’s fifty-first state, citizens anxiously await the results of … Continue reading →

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And That’s When The Neighborhood Went To Hell

Posted on June 14, 2015 by Austin

It was a gorgeous Flag Day, and The Devil and I had decided to hang out on the front porch of The House on the Hill. I had the laptop and was working on my novel.  He was reading the … Continue reading →

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Snow Miser Shopping For Summer Home In Maine

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Austin

‘Twas the day before Spring, And all throughout Maine, People were whispering, “Snow Miser’s a pain”… That whispering is about to turn into outright shrieking once this story breaks, Modern Philosophers. A highly trustworthy source tells me that Snow Miser … Continue reading →

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Ghosts And Realtors Join Forces To Jump Start Maine’s Housing Market

Posted on April 22, 2014 by Austin

According to reports released today, the Maine housing market is on an upswing. Through the first quarter of 2014, sales of new homes in Maine were up 29% from the previous quarter and a staggering 53% from the same time … Continue reading →

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