Tag Archives: Reality TV

Tropical Paradise Lost

I deleted the show from the DVR and then shut off the TV because Jeff Probst had announced that the tribe had spoken. I reached into the cooler for a Snapple because watching Survivor always made me thirsty.  Maybe it … Continue reading

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Trump Preemptively Fires Random Americans From White House Jobs

President Trump today fired 5,000 Americans from jobs in the White House. Predictably, the citizens, who had never worked for the President or at the White House, were caught off guard by the move. The termination notices were sent out … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Surviving The Presidential Hunger Games

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! It’s always tough getting back into the swing of things after my Writer’s Day Holiday, but it makes for a one day work week, and now it’s the weekend! Doc Brown just rushed out of here … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Survivor (Time Travel Edition)

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! Your reward for surviving this week is a very special edition of the Friday Night Think Tank, with “surviving” being the key term. I was watching Survivor last night (I recorded it as I hate to … Continue reading

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Mayor McCheese To Do French Reality TV Series After Election Day Heartbreak

The day after President Obama delivered his State of the Union Address, my favorite politician stopped by The House on the Hill to deliver his State of the McCheese. I hadn’t seen my good friend Mayor McCheese, Modern Philosophers, since … Continue reading

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NBC Launches “Capture The Moon Flag” For Summer 2014

NBC today announced a July 4th air date for the premiere of its Summer Reality TV entry, “Capture The Moon Flag”. Said by many to be the most ridiculous and expensive television show ever made, the program pits two teams … Continue reading

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Storage Wars Maine Crew Stumbles Upon Hannibal Lecter’s Summer Storage Unit

A&E wasn’t sure how it was going to promote its latest spinoff of the popular Storage Wars franchise, this one set in Maine, but the producers had a hunch that inspiration would hit them. Today, inspiration smashed them across the … Continue reading

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