Tag Archives: Reality TV

Tropical Paradise Lost

I deleted the show from the DVR and then shut off the TV because Jeff Probst had announced that the tribe had spoken. I reached into the cooler for a Snapple because watching Survivor always made me thirsty.  Maybe it … Continue reading

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Trump Preemptively Fires Random Americans From White House Jobs

President Trump today fired 5,000 Americans from jobs in the White House. Predictably, the citizens, who had never worked for the President or at the White House, were caught off guard by the move. The termination notices were sent out … Continue reading

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Mayor McCheese To Do French Reality TV Series After Election Day Heartbreak

The day after President Obama delivered his State of the Union Address, my favorite politician stopped by The House on the Hill to deliver his State of the McCheese. I hadn’t seen my good friend Mayor McCheese, Modern Philosophers, since … Continue reading

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Storage Wars Crew Discovers Hannibal Lecter’s Summer Storage Unit

A&E wasn’t sure how it was going to promote its latest spinoff of the popular Storage Wars franchise, this one set in Maine, but the producers had a hunch that inspiration would hit them. Today, inspiration smashed them across the … Continue reading

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Darth Vader & McLovin To Be First Participants On NBC’s “Celebrity Story Swap”

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, an underage Hawaiian organ donor with a fake ID used The Force to try to crush the Rebellion’s attempts to party and get laid… That might be the opening that … Continue reading

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Joe Biden To Work At Maine High School As Part Of ABC’s “Vice Swap” Reality Series

Joanie Cordova has been the Vice Principal at Brewer High School for fifteen years.  Next month, she’ll be heading to the White House for her fifteen minutes of fame! She will be appearing in the first episode of ABC’s new … Continue reading

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Survivor Shooting New Season In Maine; Contestants Begging To Be Voted Off

Apparently, the tribe is not speaking fast enough. The hit CBS reality series Survivor has secretly been filming its next season here in Maine during the coldest Winter the state has ever experienced.  This Modern Philosopher was allowed to be … Continue reading

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