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Tag Archives: Reality TV
Tropical Paradise Lost
I deleted the show from the DVR and then shut off the TV because Jeff Probst had announced that the tribe had spoken. I reached into the cooler for a Snapple because watching Survivor always made me thirsty. Maybe it … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged being a castaway, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Reality TV, sarcasm, satire, short story, stranded on a desert island, survival skills, Survivor, The Devil
10 Comments
Trump Preemptively Fires Random Americans From White House Jobs
President Trump today fired 5,000 Americans from jobs in the White House. Predictably, the citizens, who had never worked for the President or at the White House, were caught off guard by the move. The termination notices were sent out … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, John Kelly, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Reality TV, sarcasm, satire, The White House, White House firings, you're fired
2 Comments
Mayor McCheese To Do French Reality TV Series After Election Day Heartbreak
The day after President Obama delivered his State of the Union Address, my favorite politician stopped by The House on the Hill to deliver his State of the McCheese. I hadn’t seen my good friend Mayor McCheese, Modern Philosophers, since … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Election Day, France, Humor, Mayor McCheese, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Reality TV, Royale With Cheese, Sarcasm, satire, Zeus
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Storage Wars Crew Discovers Hannibal Lecter’s Summer Storage Unit
A&E wasn’t sure how it was going to promote its latest spinoff of the popular Storage Wars franchise, this one set in Maine, but the producers had a hunch that inspiration would hit them. Today, inspiration smashed them across the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged A&E, cook books, Hannibal Lecter, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Reality TV, sarcasm, satire, Storage Wars, television, The Silence of the Lambs
8 Comments
Darth Vader & McLovin To Be First Participants On NBC’s “Celebrity Story Swap”
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, an underage Hawaiian organ donor with a fake ID used The Force to try to crush the Rebellion’s attempts to party and get laid… That might be the opening that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Darth Vader, Humor, McLovin, Modern Philosopher, NBC, Reality TV, satire, Star Wars, Superbad
22 Comments
Joe Biden To Work At Maine High School As Part Of ABC’s “Vice Swap” Reality Series
Joanie Cordova has been the Vice Principal at Brewer High School for fifteen years. Next month, she’ll be heading to the White House for her fifteen minutes of fame! She will be appearing in the first episode of ABC’s new … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Brewer High School, Humor, Joe Biden, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Reality TV, satire, TV, Vice President
17 Comments
Survivor Shooting New Season In Maine; Contestants Begging To Be Voted Off
Apparently, the tribe is not speaking fast enough. The hit CBS reality series Survivor has secretly been filming its next season here in Maine during the coldest Winter the state has ever experienced. This Modern Philosopher was allowed to be … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Jeff Probst, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Reality TV, sarcasm, satire, Survivor, Survivor: Maine, TV
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