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One Foot Equals Two Tons Of Anguish

I’ve always been good with numbers, units of measurement, and conversions, Modern Philosophers.  That’s why I’m so proud to announce that I’ve come up with a new unit and conversion. I’m calling it the Monkey Boy Metric, in honor or … Continue reading

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Genie, Tired Of His Dependence On The Bottle, Enters Rehab

The Genie is out of the bottle, Modern Philosophers.  At least that is the wish Gustavo the Genie hopes is granted now that he has agreed to enter Rehab at an undisclosed location. “I have become far too dependent upon … Continue reading

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