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Tag Archives: Reindeer
Does Rudolph’s Red Nose Indicate A Drinking Problem?
I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I can’t wait to watch Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer tonight. It is a Holiday staple at The House on the Hill, and it fills my heart with Christmas Spirit to see … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged alcoholism, Christmas, drinking, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Reindeer, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
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Guys’ Night Out At The North Pole
When I heard “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” playing from somewhere inside The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, I was certain that the heat had finally gotten to me and melted my brain. I’ve know this day was … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged guys' night out, heat wave, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Reindeer, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, writing
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More Reindeer Games? Donner Files to Legally Change Name
There was Dasher and Dasher and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and… Tony???? Get ready to relearn the names of Santa’s reindeer, Modern Philosophers, because Donner has gone to court to legally change his name. The papers were filed … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Donner, Humor, Modern Philosopher, new names, North Pole, Reindeer, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
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Putting the Reindeer Robot Rumors to Bed
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Modern Philosophers, it’s been a long day and I’m about to hit the hay, but I can’t do so without addressing the panicked messages that have filled my inbox since I…
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Reindeer, Robot Apocalypse, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, Technology, The Machines
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Rudolph Stuns North Pole By Signing 10yr, $240M Deal With Seattle Mariners
The Christmas Season was rocked this morning by the stunning news that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was leaving Santa Claus’ team to sign a 10 year, $240M deal with the Seattle Mariners. Rudolph, who has been the face of … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Reindeer, Robinson Cano, Rudolph, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, Sports, Yankees
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Arrest Warrant Issued In Grandma’s Murder; Reindeer Cleared!
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The song got it wrong after all, Modern Philosophers. As reported earlier this week in this blog, new DNA evidence has been brought to light in the infamous Grandma Hit &…
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged DNA, Grandma, Humor, Modern Philosopher, murder, new evidence, Reindeer, run over, Sarcasm, satire
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More Reindeer Games? Donner Files to Legally Change Name
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
There was Dasher and Dasher and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and… Tony???? Get ready to relearn the names of Santa’s reindeer, Modern Philosophers, because Donner has gone to court…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Donner, Humor, Modern Philosopher, name change, North Pole, Reindeer, Santa Claus, satire
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Arrest Warrant Issued in Grandma’s Murder; Reindeer Cleared!
The song got it wrong after all, Modern Philosophers. As reported earlier this week in this blog, new DNA evidence has been brought to light in the infamous Grandma Hit & Run case. Bottom line: Grandma DID NOT get run … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, Christmas, Grandma, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Humor, Modern Philosopher, murder, new evidence, Reindeer, Sarcasm, satire
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