Tag Archives: Reindeer

Does Rudolph’s Red Nose Indicate A Drinking Problem?

Posted on December 1, 2015 by Austin

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I can’t wait to watch Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer tonight. It is a Holiday staple at The House on the Hill, and it fills my heart with Christmas Spirit to see … Continue reading →

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Guys’ Night Out At The North Pole

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Austin

When I heard “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” playing from somewhere inside The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, I was certain that the heat had finally gotten to me and melted my brain. I’ve know this day was … Continue reading →

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More Reindeer Games? Donner Files to Legally Change Name

Posted on December 2, 2014 by Austin

There was Dasher and Dasher and Prancer and Vixen.  Comet and Cupid and… Tony???? Get ready to relearn the names of Santa’s reindeer, Modern Philosophers, because Donner has gone to court to legally change his name.  The papers were filed … Continue reading →

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Putting the Reindeer Robot Rumors to Bed

Posted on December 21, 2013 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Modern Philosophers, it’s been a long day and I’m about to hit the hay, but I can’t do so without addressing the panicked messages that have filled my inbox since I…

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Rudolph Stuns North Pole By Signing 10yr, $240M Deal With Seattle Mariners

Posted on December 7, 2013 by Austin

The Christmas Season was rocked this morning by the stunning news that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was leaving Santa Claus’ team to sign a 10 year, $240M deal with the Seattle Mariners. Rudolph, who has been the face of … Continue reading →

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Arrest Warrant Issued In Grandma’s Murder; Reindeer Cleared!

Posted on December 4, 2013 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The song got it wrong after all, Modern Philosophers.  As reported earlier this week in this blog, new DNA evidence has been brought to light in the infamous Grandma Hit &…

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More Reindeer Games? Donner Files to Legally Change Name

Posted on August 29, 2013 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
There was Dasher and Dasher and Prancer and Vixen.  Comet and Cupid and… Tony???? Get ready to relearn the names of Santa’s reindeer, Modern Philosophers, because Donner has gone to court…

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Flying Monkeys To Escort Santa’s Sleigh Due to Growing Security Concerns

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Austin

General Phineas “Woody” Appleton, Commander in Chief of the North Pole Security Agency, announced today that because of growing security concerns, Santa’s sleigh will be escorted around the world by a battalion of Flying Monkeys this Christmas. Gen. Appleton, the … Continue reading →

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Arrest Warrant Issued in Grandma’s Murder; Reindeer Cleared!

Posted on December 8, 2012 by Austin

The song got it wrong after all, Modern Philosophers.  As reported earlier this week in this blog, new DNA evidence has been brought to light in the infamous Grandma Hit & Run case. Bottom line: Grandma DID NOT get run … Continue reading →

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