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Monologue Rejects For A CDC Rock Star

Posted on April 29, 2021 by Austin

We all have an inner fanboy or fangirl that’s just dying to get out and meet that one person we think of as a total rock star, Modern Philosophers. It might be one of the few things that all humans … Continue reading →

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Jokes Not Ready For Late Night (Holiday Edition)

Posted on December 22, 2019 by Austin

Christmas is almost here, Modern Philosophers!  Holiday specials are showing up on every channel, and last night, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired its Christmas episode. I write monologue jokes for the show, and every taping, I turn in … Continue reading →

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I Reject This As Spring Weather!

Posted on March 22, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! The calendars say it’s the first Sunday of Spring, but I reject that notion given that the winds are so powerful they are threatening to blow The House on the Hill to Oz. Since it is … Continue reading →

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I Reject Your Winter Malaise

Posted on February 8, 2015 by Austin

Guess what Modern Philosophers?  A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman finally aired last night! We shot the show back in December as Danny was taking January off to welcome the birth of his second child. Congrats … Continue reading →

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I’m Counting On You To Give These Rejects A Chance!

Posted on November 16, 2014 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, which means I can now share some of the jokes I wrote that did not make it into Danny’s monologue. While Danny is … Continue reading →

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I Reject November Snow, But Not These Jokes!

Posted on November 3, 2014 by Austin

I hate what this November snow has done to my writing schedule, Modern Philosophers! Because of the power outage and all the time I spent shoveling, I never got around to writing my usual Sunday Rejects post.  This week’s episode … Continue reading →

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Rejection Is the Sincerest Form Of Flattery, Right???

Posted on March 2, 2014 by Austin

I’m a huge fan of the Academy Awards, Modern Philosophers, and it’s always been my dream to some day with the Oscar for Best Screenplay. So it was really special to wake up on Academy Awards Sunday, turn on the … Continue reading →

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More Rejection For Your Funny Bone’s Attention

Posted on February 23, 2014 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired last night.  None of my monologue jokes were used in this episode, but I made it onto the next two weeks, so I’m okay with that. You seemed to … Continue reading →

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