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Tag Archives: rejected jokes
Jokes Not Ready For Late Night (Holiday Edition)
Christmas is almost here, Modern Philosophers! Holiday specials are showing up on every channel, and last night, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired its Christmas episode. I write monologue jokes for the show, and every taping, I turn in … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Writing
Tagged Christmas, Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, rejected jokes, sarcasm, satire, television, The Nite Show, writing
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I Reject This As Spring Weather!
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! The calendars say it’s the first Sunday of Spring, but I reject that notion given that the winds are so powerful they are threatening to blow The House on the Hill to Oz. Since it is … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Danny Cashman, Harrison Ford, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, rejected jokes, Sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day, The Nite Show, writer
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I Reject Your Winter Malaise
Guess what Modern Philosophers? A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman finally aired last night! We shot the show back in December as Danny was taking January off to welcome the birth of his second child. Congrats … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, rejected jokes, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, TV, Valentines' Day, writer
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I’m Counting On You To Give These Rejects A Chance!
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, which means I can now share some of the jokes I wrote that did not make it into Danny’s monologue. While Danny is … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Comedy, Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, rejected jokes, Sarcasm, satire, The Count, The Nite Show
15 Comments
I Reject November Snow, But Not These Jokes!
I hate what this November snow has done to my writing schedule, Modern Philosophers! Because of the power outage and all the time I spent shoveling, I never got around to writing my usual Sunday Rejects post. This week’s episode … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, rejected jokes, Sarcasm, satire, talk show, The Nite Show, writer
18 Comments
Rejection Is the Sincerest Form Of Flattery, Right???
I’m a huge fan of the Academy Awards, Modern Philosophers, and it’s always been my dream to some day with the Oscar for Best Screenplay. So it was really special to wake up on Academy Awards Sunday, turn on the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Humor, jokes, Modern Philosopher, monologue, Nite Show, Oscars, rejected jokes, Sarcasm, satire, TV
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More Rejection For Your Funny Bone’s Attention
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired last night. None of my monologue jokes were used in this episode, but I made it onto the next two weeks, so I’m okay with that. You seemed to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, rejected jokes, Sarcasm, satire, talk show, The Nite Show, TV, TV writing
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