Tag Archives: rejects

I Reject Your Improperly Inflated Balls

Posted on May 17, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, so now I want to share some of my monologue jokes that didn’t make it onto the air. As a bonus, I am … Continue reading →

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Mama Didn’t Raise Any Rejects!

Posted on May 10, 2015 by Austin

Happy Mother’s Day, Modern Philosophers!  Hope everyone is enjoying this special day. A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night.  It was the one with Weird Al’s surprise cameo, so it was an instant classic.  … Continue reading →

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A Total Eclipse Of The Rejects

Posted on April 26, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! I’ve been so busy writing new monologue jokes for this week’s taping of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman, that I almost forgot the Sunday Rejects post! The whole point of the post is to ensure … Continue reading →

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Resurrect The Rejects: A Hilarious Easter Miracle

Posted on April 5, 2015 by Austin

Happy Easter, Modern Philosophers! I hope the Easter Bunny brought you everything your sweet tooth wanted. In case he didn’t, I have an Easter blog post filled with Sunday Rejects to tickle your funny bone. A new episode of The … Continue reading →

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Put Your Palms Together For The Sunday Rejects!

Posted on March 29, 2015 by Austin

Happy Palm Sunday, Modern Philosophers! One of my proudest moments as a writer for The Nite Show With Danny Cashman was when Danny used my Palm Sunday joke in his monologue last year.  The rebellious Catholic school boy in me … Continue reading →

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How To Handle Rejection And Still Make Them Laugh

Posted on March 1, 2015 by Austin

Happy first day of March, Modern Philosophers! It’s also Sunday, which means that a new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night. As always, many of the jokes I wrote for Danny’s monologue did not make … Continue reading →

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Be Thankful For The Rejects

Posted on November 23, 2014 by Austin

It’s Sunday, Modern Philosophers, which means that a new The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night. Now that the show has been on TV, I can share some of the jokes I wrote that did not make it … Continue reading →

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Reject The Election Results, But Not The Jokes!

Posted on November 9, 2014 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! It’s not snowing today, so it’s a much better Sunday than last week.  However, Governor LePage did win re-election on Tuesday, so maybe this Sunday is worse. What I do know is that a new episode … Continue reading →

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Don’t You Dare Reject These Halloween Treats!

Posted on October 26, 2014 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, which means that I can share some of my jokes that did not make it onto the air. Let me give a quick … Continue reading →

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The Rejects Strike Back

Posted on October 19, 2014 by Austin

A long time ago, Modern Philosophers, in a galaxy far, far away… Actually, it was Wednesday night at The Gracie Theatre on the campus of Husson University, when The Nite Show With Danny Cashman taped three new shows. The first … Continue reading →

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