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I Reject Your Improperly Inflated Balls

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, so now I want to share some of my monologue jokes that didn’t make it onto the air. As a bonus, I am … Continue reading

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Mama Didn’t Raise Any Rejects!

Happy Mother’s Day, Modern Philosophers!  Hope everyone is enjoying this special day. A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night.  It was the one with Weird Al’s surprise cameo, so it was an instant classic.  … Continue reading

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A Total Eclipse Of The Rejects

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! I’ve been so busy writing new monologue jokes for this week’s taping of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman, that I almost forgot the Sunday Rejects post! The whole point of the post is to ensure … Continue reading

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Resurrect The Rejects: A Hilarious Easter Miracle

Happy Easter, Modern Philosophers! I hope the Easter Bunny brought you everything your sweet tooth wanted. In case he didn’t, I have an Easter blog post filled with Sunday Rejects to tickle your funny bone. A new episode of The … Continue reading

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Put Your Palms Together For The Sunday Rejects!

Happy Palm Sunday, Modern Philosophers! One of my proudest moments as a writer for The Nite Show With Danny Cashman was when Danny used my Palm Sunday joke in his monologue last year.  The rebellious Catholic school boy in me … Continue reading

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How To Handle Rejection And Still Make Them Laugh

Happy first day of March, Modern Philosophers! It’s also Sunday, which means that a new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night. As always, many of the jokes I wrote for Danny’s monologue did not make … Continue reading

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Be Thankful For The Rejects

It’s Sunday, Modern Philosophers, which means that a new The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night. Now that the show has been on TV, I can share some of the jokes I wrote that did not make it … Continue reading

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