Tag Archives: Relationships

Forever Single

“Do you know that store Forever 21?” I asked The Devil as I fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  He did not even glance up … Continue reading

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My Divorce Tax Is Paid In Full!

I’ve honestly lost track, Modern Philosophers, of how long it’s been since I got divorced.  I want to say fourteen years, but don’t hold me to that. Even though I have long moved on from my marriage, there are still … Continue reading

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Can I Trust A Computer To Find Me A Date?

I woke up this morning determined to do something about finding a date, Modern Philosophers. I feel like I’m ready to get back out there again, I’m in much better shape, and I’m tired of being alone. The plan was … Continue reading

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Dating Tips For St Patrick’s Day

St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Saturday this year, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to share some dating tips for those of you hoping to make Irish eyes smile that night. Keep in mind, I am half Irish and used … Continue reading

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Dream Ghost

Why Do you Insist upon Haunting My dreams? You Gave up On loving me Ages ago. I never Think about you During My waking hours, Yet lately, Far too often To be good For my sanity, You Choose to visit … Continue reading

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Loved & Lost: This Week on The Dream Network

I usually really enjoy my dreams, Modern Philosophers. Often times, they are the best part of my day, and waking up from them makes me wish I could live in my subconscious, rather than in reality. On several occasions, I … Continue reading

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Flying Solo on Valentine’s Day

I didn’t even realize it was Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, until after my run when I was scrolling through Facebook. Facebook friends who are in a relationship would never allow the rest of the world to forget Valentine’s Day. How … Continue reading

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