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Tag Archives: Relationships
Learning To Break The Ice Mr Miyagi Style
Dating is difficult, Modern Philosophers. Wait. Let me clarify that. Dating is difficult for me. Everyone I know is either married or in a relationship, so I appear to be the only one struggling with the concept of dating. Imagine … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, Relationships, Online Dating, meeting someone, dating tips, sarcasm, Mr Miyagi, The Karate Kid, breaking the ice
21 Comments
I Love You: A Valentine’s Day Rant
I love you. I said it, Modern Philosophers. I love you. Maybe I should clarify. I’m not telling everyone who reads this post that I love them. I just didn’t want to be left out of the fun on Valentine’s … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love
Tagged dating, Humor, I love you, Love, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, rant, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day
16 Comments
Do Not Propose On Valentine’s Day!
I might not have any plans for Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, but if I did have a special someone, I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty what I would not be doing… Asking her to marry me. I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged advice, dating, Humor, Love, marriage proposal, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day, Will you marry me?
10 Comments
Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love
Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Politics
Tagged Bernie Sanders, Cupid, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, socialism, Trump, Valentines' Day
18 Comments
The Great Debate
It might surprise you to learn, Modern Philosophers, that I wasn’t a member of the Debate Team. Sure, I always had opinions I wanted to share, but I learned early on that doing so could get me into trouble. I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged arguing, being a good friend, debate team, friendship, getting the last word, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, speaking your mind
22 Comments
Not One For The Time Capsule
I’ve been giving some thought lately to what I would put in the time capsule that I’d someday bury behind The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It’s not because I’m feeling sentimental or anything, but because I recently watched … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged blogging, Hollywood, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Parks and Recreation, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, time capsule, writing
8 Comments
How Do You Know You’re In Love?
Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to write about love and relationships. Unfortunately, there’s not much new to report on those topics in my personal life, other than that I finally gave in to my friend … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love
Tagged being in love, dating, Humor, Love, Marriage, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day
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