Tag Archives: Relationships

Please Re-Lease Me

Posted on May 14, 2023 by Austin

“I’m sorry I couldn’t go to the dealership with you on Friday,” Holly struggled to be heard over the gusting wind that blew her long hair every which way.  “I had a stupid work meeting and I couldn’t get out … Continue reading →

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That Postcard Moment

Posted on May 7, 2023 by Austin

“Why can’t life always be like this?” Aaron asked before he took a long sip of his Snapple and stared out at the beautiful view. It was the first Sunday of May and the best friends were seated on their … Continue reading →

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Walk The Dog

Posted on April 30, 2023 by Austin

“I’ve officially adopted a new life philosophy,” Aaron bragged as a mischievous grin widened across his face.  He then washed down the big announcement with a gulp of Snapple. It was the final Sunday of April and the best friends … Continue reading →

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The Gilligan Hypothesis

Posted on April 23, 2023 by Austin

“I’m back at that point where I’m convinced I’d much rather fend for myself on a desert island than try to continue to get along with the huddled masses,” Aaron declared. It was Sunday so the best friends were seated … Continue reading →

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Please Be Quiet, I’m Plotting

Posted on April 16, 2023 by Austin

“You’re extremely quiet today,” Holly pointed out after taking a sip of her coffee.  “Not that I’m complaining.  For years I’ve wished you had a mute button so I could enjoy moments like this.” It was the Sunday before taxes … Continue reading →

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Down The Bunny Hole

Posted on April 9, 2023 by Austin

“Happy Easter,” Aaron said with a smile as he raised his Snapple bottle in a salute. It was Easter Sunday, and the best friends had risen early to sit on their favorite bench next to the river. “Happy Easter,” Holly … Continue reading →

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Don’t Be A Felix on Oscar Sunday

Posted on March 12, 2023 by Austin

“So are you excited for the Oscars tonight?” Holly asked before she took a sip of her coffee. It was Academy Awards Sunday and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench, which gave them an excellent view of … Continue reading →

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Into the Trenches

Posted on February 19, 2023 by Austin

“Well, I finally did it!” Aaron announced proudly. Holly stopped herself just as she was about to take a sip of her coffee.  “Oh no.  What did you do?” It was the Sunday before Presidents Day and the best friends … Continue reading →

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The Buffalo Compromise

Posted on February 12, 2023 by Austin

“Fine!” Aaron relented with a heavy sigh.  “I will accept your bribe and allow you to attend my Super Bowl party.” It was Super Bowl Sunday and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench next to the river. … Continue reading →

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Fight For Your Right To Hibernate

Posted on February 5, 2023 by Austin

“I’ve come up with a solution for dealing with my hatred of winter,” Aaron announced smugly. It was the first Sunday of February. Temperatures in Maine were finally in the teens after being well below zero for over twenty-four hours.  … Continue reading →

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