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Tag Archives: Relationships
Welcome, Summer!
Happy First Day of Summer, Modern Philosophers! Not only does that mean today is the longest day of the year, but it also mercifully means that for the next three months, all snow is banned from Maine! I’m not quite … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged first day of Summer, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Summer, Summer Glau, Summer Lovin', Summer Solstice
17 Comments
It Doesn’t Hurt To Just Try
Much like a twelve year old girl, I usually take a selfie after my morning run, Modern Philosophers, and post it on Facebook. There are many reasons for this: The photo offers proof of life, and lets my friends know … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, inspiration, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, self-confidence, writing
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Love Wanted…Reward Offered
Justin and Ryan enjoyed their beers at the far end of the almost empty bar. It Monday night, and it was supposed to be quiet because this was a God fearing town with decent morals. At least that’s what Natalie, … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love
Tagged dating, flash fiction, Humor, Love, meet cute, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, romantic comedy, sarcasm, satire, short story
13 Comments
Less Of Me To Love
I’m thinking of using the title of this blog post as the headline of my new online dating profile, Modern Philosophers. What do you think? If I saw that headline, it would intrigue me enough to click and find out … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged dating, Dreams, Fitness, Humor, meeting someone, Modern Philosopher, Online Dating, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, weight loss
39 Comments
Bromancing The Scale
My Saturday posts are often about relationships, Modern Philosophers, but this one has nothing to do with dating. It is, however, about repairing an important friendship that has been estranged for many years. Of course, I’m talking about my relationship … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, motivation, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, self improvement, weight loss
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One Hell Of A Future
“I’m so sorry about the loss of your stepbrother,” The Devil said solemnly as he entered the living room. “If it helps any, his name was not on my new arrivals list.” His impeccably tailored suit was black this week, … Continue reading
