Tag Archives: Relationships

Based On A Totally Untrue Story

Posted on February 21, 2021 by Austin

“Thanks again for letting me read the new chapter of your work in progress,” Holly said excitedly from her side of the path as she warmed her hands on her cup of coffee.  “I was just excited to see you … Continue reading →

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Talk My Ear Off, Win My Heart

Posted on February 19, 2021 by Austin

The other day, someone asked what I was looking for in a relationship, Modern Philosophers. That’s an intriguing question, that I could have spent hours answering, but I had a sense my friend was looking for something cut and dry. … Continue reading →

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Don’t You Be My Valentine!

Posted on February 14, 2021 by Austin

“Happy Valentine’s Day!” Holly yelled enthusiastically from her side of the path. Aaron groaned from his side, and then took a long sip of his Snapple. “Don’t start that crap,” he grumbled. “What do you mean?” she shot back innocently.  … Continue reading →

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I Forgot It Was Valentine’s Day. And That’s Great!

Posted on February 13, 2021 by Austin

It wasn’t until a coworker handed out chocolates in the office yesterday, Modern Philosophers, that I realized it was Valentine’s Day weekend. And I think that’s great. Normally, I’d dwell on the fact that I was single on Valentine’s Day.  … Continue reading →

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It’s Just A Little Snow

Posted on February 1, 2021 by Austin

There’s a huge blizzard heading for The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It’s supposed to be so bad that they’ve already delayed the start of the work day tomorrow. A few years ago, such an impending storm would’ve sent … Continue reading →

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Where Have All The Pages Gone?

Posted on January 30, 2021 by Austin

One would think that someone who famously suffers from abandonment issues would never turn his back on anyone, Modern Philosophers. However, I’ve done exactly that to the characters in my novel. I have not written a single word of that … Continue reading →

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What The Birthday Boy Wants

Posted on January 3, 2021 by Austin

Holly pounded her boots against the blacktop to both shake off the snow, and to get the circulation going in her feet. It was bitterly cold along the river, and the six inches of snow did absolutely nothing to make … Continue reading →

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Gargoyle On A Cold Snowy Roof

Posted on January 2, 2021 by Austin

I crept carefully out of the attic window, and stepped out onto the snow covered roof. Thankfully, the snow had stopped, but that didn’t make my journey through several inches of the stuff any less treacherous. The Gargoyle sat silently … Continue reading →

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Just One, But It Doesn’t Count

Posted on January 1, 2021 by Austin

“Aaron, why are we sitting here on New Year’s Day when it’s freezing, and you admittedly hate this holiday?” Holly demanded from her bench on the opposite side of the path. “I got you a coffee,” Aaron barked from his … Continue reading →

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Lies Christmas Told Me

Posted on December 24, 2020 by Austin

It’s Christmas Eve, Modern Philosophers, and once again, I’m doing my best to navigate this confusing time of year. Right now, I’m all alone on this festive day, but I do have the day off and I’m watching Bad Santa, … Continue reading →

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