Tag Archives: Relationships

Must Love Alliteration

“You know how I really suck at dating?” Aaron asked after taking a long chug of his Snapple. It was the last Sunday in August and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench next to the river.  It … Continue reading

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No Visiting Hours

“Something really annoying happened yesterday,” Aaron broke the silence with a teaser that was sure to get his friend’s attention. It was another warm Sunday in Maine, and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench along the river.  … Continue reading

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A Key Disappearance

“I feel like an email about the event doesn’t really do it justice,” Holly announced.  “I need you to tell me the story about your keys now that we’re face to face.” When she smiled slyly, her beautiful face lit … Continue reading

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Dropping Therapy

“I had the craziest dream last night,” Aaron stated after he chugged nearly half his Snapple. It was a sweltering Sunday in Maine.  The best friends were seated on their favorite bench next to the river, and they were sweating.  … Continue reading

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The Walk Off Wedding

It was the hottest day ever recorded on Earth.  At least that’s how it felt to the best friends as they sat on their favorite bench next to the river. They’d hoped for a cool breeze off the water, but … Continue reading

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Greater Expectations

“I’m going to give you two conversation topics,” Holly explained.  “You get to choose which one we talk about while we enjoy this beautiful view.” Aaron smiled and took a sip of his Snapple.  “Kind of like a conversation roulette?” … Continue reading

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Now You Don’t

It was a sunny Sunday in Maine.  The best friends sat on their favorite bench next to the river. Aaron had already declared it Sweaty Sunday, much to Holly’s disgust, because of how profusely he had perspired on his morning … Continue reading

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The Undisputed Champions of Texas, Part 13

Four out of five people in the hospital room looked utterly exhausted. Champ sighed heavily in his bed as he continued to replay his inexplicable time jump/near death experience in his head.  He muttered to himself and kept checking his … Continue reading

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Red, White, & Birthday

“So what are you getting America for its birthday?” Holly asked with a sly grin on her beautiful face. It was the Sunday before Independence Day, and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench next to the river. … Continue reading

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The Undisputed Champions of Texas, Part 11

Champ enjoyed working at the bar in the morning before it opened for business.  As much as he was a people person, he liked being alone with his thoughts and able to get tasks done in silence.  It also afforded … Continue reading

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