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Tag Archives: Rescue
It’s May Day…Send Help!
Happy May Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, May Day is the Holiday that celebrates the invention of the modern day distress signal. Believe it or not, Modern Philosophers, there was a time when boats stranded at sea, planes that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged distress signal, ham radio, holiday, Humor, May Day, Mayday, Modern Philosopher, Rescue, Sarcasm, satire, SOS 10 Comments
Boy Falls Into Wishing Well; Refuses To Use His Wish To Save Himself
Tragedy struck Paul Bunyan Park in Bangor today, Modern Philosophers, when a young boy fell into the park’s wishing well. Timmy LeClerk, age 8 1/2 of Brewer, had just made a wish and leaned over the edge to see if … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged Breaking News, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Rescue, Sarcasm, satire, Wishes, wishing well 34 Comments