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The Enchanting Serenade of Uncontrolled Exhaustion
Life is exhausting, Modern Philosophers. No big reveal there. Just a statement of fact. Now we’ve got the technology to prove this fact. My new Garmin comes with a Body Battery feature that lets me know when the old tank … Continue reading
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Tagged body battery, health, Humor, mental health, Modern Philosopher, Rest, Sarcasm, satire, wellness, witness
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I Advise You To Just Stay In Bed
Dear Modern Philosopher, I am emailing this letter from bed. It’s a dark, rainy Sunday morning, my stomach is making weird gurgling noises, and I’m really not in the mood to deal with anyone. It was a long, grueling week … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, bed, Humor, lazy, Modern Philosopher, Rest, Sarcasm, satire, Sunday
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