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Rex Ryan Tells Jets That Santa Will Die If They Don’t Win Today

New York Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan is desperate for a win, and might have risked putting himself on Santa Claus’ Naughty List forever just to get one today. With his team on a three game losing streak and free … Continue reading

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Rex Ryan Channels Poe To Inspire Jets For Game Against Ravens

Flamboyant NY Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan, looking to get his team back on track after a blowout loss last Sunday in Buffalo, has once again taken extreme measures to pump up his team for today’s game versus the Baltimore … Continue reading

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Satan Gives Jets Pep Talk Before Showdown With Saints

Rex Ryan is pulling out the big guns for the Jets’ big showdown today with the New Orleans Saints. Team sources have confirmed that The Devil was brought in to give Gang Green a rousing pep talk before they took … Continue reading

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