Tag Archives: Robot Apocalypse

Will Donald Trump The Robot Apocalypse?

Posted on January 19, 2017 by Austin

On the eve of Donald Trump’s inauguration, I realize that I have totally neglected one major story because we’ve all been so distracted by the President Elect’s rise to power… The Robot Apocalypse! We’ve been so caught up in the … Continue reading →

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It’s Cyber Monday: Bow Before Your Robot Masters!

Posted on November 30, 2015 by Austin

It’s Cyber Monday, Modern Philosophers, and as far as I can tell from the safety of my basement bunker, The Machines have not yet begun The Robot Apocalypse. Of course, this is no thanks to those of you who logged … Continue reading →

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Cyber Monday Morning Coffee Club: 11/30/15

Posted on November 30, 2015 by Austin

It’s Cyber Monday, Modern Philosophers, so be ever vigilant for the inevitable start of The Robot Apocalypse. Aren’t Monday hard enough without having to worry that Robot High Command might give the order for The Machines to begin enslaving all … Continue reading →

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That 70th Run Show

Posted on October 11, 2015 by Austin

Today was the 70th run of my highly rated, award winning, critically acclaimed, soon to be adapted into a movie franchise, running program, Modern Philosophers. The mere fact that I’ve been able to keep myself on a 5 day a … Continue reading →

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A Message From Above, Or Just The Robot Apocalypse?

Posted on September 7, 2015 by Austin

Something odd just happened, Modern Philosophers, and I need your help to determine if it was a sign from the Fates, or just The Machines messing with me as part of The Robot Apocalypse. My brain is on fire from … Continue reading →

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Jump Start Your Brain: Cyber Panic Attack

Posted on July 25, 2015 by Austin

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers. I have already run 4 miles, mowed the front and side lawns, chopped down some huge weed bushes in the side yard, destroyed the bamboo jungle behind The House on the Hill, cut down dead maple … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Spring Ahead Immediately

Posted on March 8, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, What time is it?  I’m so confused! Sincerely, Trapped In A Tear In The Space/Time Continuum Dear Trapped, Don’t panic.  You haven’t fallen through a tear in the space/time continuum. There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for your … Continue reading →

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Is Snow Miser The Machines’ Greatest Weapon?

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Austin

As I was leading a survivalist class in the secure basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, a Deep Thought formed that very well might have been the key to setting back The Robot Apocalypse… Is Snow Miser … Continue reading →

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We Wish You A Merry Christmas And A Robot Apocalypse

Posted on December 22, 2014 by Austin

We see you when you’re sleeping, We know when you’re awake, We soon will be enslaving you, So don’t fight for goodness sake… When the beautiful Christmas card with the giant Snowmen (pictured on the left) arrived at The House … Continue reading →

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Put One In The Win Column For The Geeks

Posted on November 24, 2014 by Austin

The Machines do not care that it is almost Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers. Their plans for The Robot Apocalypse do not grind to a halt simply because the humans they wish to enslave take a day off to stuff themselves with … Continue reading →

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