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Tag Archives: Robot Apocalypse
Will Donald Trump The Robot Apocalypse?
On the eve of Donald Trump’s inauguration, I realize that I have totally neglected one major story because we’ve all been so distracted by the President Elect’s rise to power… The Robot Apocalypse! We’ve been so caught up in the … Continue reading
It’s Cyber Monday: Bow Before Your Robot Masters!
It’s Cyber Monday, Modern Philosophers, and as far as I can tell from the safety of my basement bunker, The Machines have not yet begun The Robot Apocalypse. Of course, this is no thanks to those of you who logged … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Cyber Monday, Holiday Season, Humor, Machines, Modern Philosopher, Robot Apocalypse, Robots, sarcasm, satire, Shopping, Technology
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Cyber Monday Morning Coffee Club: 11/30/15
It’s Cyber Monday, Modern Philosophers, so be ever vigilant for the inevitable start of The Robot Apocalypse. Aren’t Monday hard enough without having to worry that Robot High Command might give the order for The Machines to begin enslaving all … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, coffee, Cyber Monday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Robot Apocalypse, sarcasm, satire, Shopping, Switzerland
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That 70th Run Show
Today was the 70th run of my highly rated, award winning, critically acclaimed, soon to be adapted into a movie franchise, running program, Modern Philosophers. The mere fact that I’ve been able to keep myself on a 5 day a … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged exercise, Humor, inspiration, life, Modern Philosopher, Robot Apocalypse, running, Sarcasm, satire, That 70s Show, wellness
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A Message From Above, Or Just The Robot Apocalypse?
Something odd just happened, Modern Philosophers, and I need your help to determine if it was a sign from the Fates, or just The Machines messing with me as part of The Robot Apocalypse. My brain is on fire from … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged fate, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Robot Apocalypse, Sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, Skype, superstition, Technology
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Jump Start Your Brain: Cyber Panic Attack
Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers. I have already run 4 miles, mowed the front and side lawns, chopped down some huge weed bushes in the side yard, destroyed the bamboo jungle behind The House on the Hill, cut down dead maple … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Computers, Humans, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Robot Apocalypse, Sarcasm, satire, technical difficulties, Technology, The Machines
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I Advise You To Spring Ahead Immediately
Dear Modern Philosopher, What time is it? I’m so confused! Sincerely, Trapped In A Tear In The Space/Time Continuum Dear Trapped, Don’t panic. You haven’t fallen through a tear in the space/time continuum. There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for your … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, clocks, Daylight Savings, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Robot Apocalypse, Sarcasm, satire, Spring Ahead, time, Time Travel
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Is Snow Miser The Machines’ Greatest Weapon?
As I was leading a survivalist class in the secure basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, a Deep Thought formed that very well might have been the key to setting back The Robot Apocalypse… Is Snow Miser … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged conspiracy theory, Humor, Modern Philosopher, paranoia, Robot Apocalypse, Robot High Command, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Technology, The Machines
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We Wish You A Merry Christmas And A Robot Apocalypse
We see you when you’re sleeping, We know when you’re awake, We soon will be enslaving you, So don’t fight for goodness sake… When the beautiful Christmas card with the giant Snowmen (pictured on the left) arrived at The House … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas card, Computers, Humor, Machines, Modern Philosopher, paranoia, Robot Apocalypse, Sarcasm, satire, Technology
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Put One In The Win Column For The Geeks
The Machines do not care that it is almost Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers. Their plans for The Robot Apocalypse do not grind to a halt simply because the humans they wish to enslave take a day off to stuff themselves with … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Computers, conspiracy theory, Geek Squad, Humor, Modern Philosopher, paranoia, Robot Apocalypse, Sarcasm, satire, Technology
15 Comments