Tag Archives: Roger Goodell

NFL Adopts Touch Football Rules To Limit Preseason Injuries

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell took time out from his vendetta against Tom Brady today to announce a rule change. “As of this moment, all preseason football games will be played with touch football rules,” Goodell announced to the stunned press … Continue reading

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NFL Suspends Tom Brady For Breaking Geno Smith’s Jaw

New England Patriots quarterback, and former NFL Golden Boy, Tom Brady was  suspended today for the remainder of the upcoming season for breaking the jaw of New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell gleefully made the announcement … Continue reading

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