Tag Archives: Romantic

The Gorgeous Girl in the Hideous Hoodie

Posted on August 19, 2017 by Austin

Justin and Marc always sat at the outermost table in the busy quad because they thought it gave them the best view for people watching. At the moment, however, both young men were clearly more interested in their phones than … Continue reading →

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Does Love Have GPS?

Posted on September 26, 2015 by Austin

Do you think Love Has GPS? What if The reason I can’t find My special someone Is because She doesn’t live In Maine? What if The Love of My Life Is halfway Around the world, Wandering In a haze, Totally … Continue reading →

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That Empty Chair

Posted on July 2, 2014 by Austin

Oh empty chair Out on The front porch, How you Rattle me. You are a Constant reminder Of how lonely The House On the Hill Has become. That my home Is haunted By a Heartbroken Ghost, Who looks Remarkably Like … Continue reading →

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The Final Countdown

Posted on June 5, 2014 by Austin

One of the very few benefits of The Girl Who Makes Me Weak In The Knees living in another time zone is that I will often wake up to an email that she wrote to me right before she went … Continue reading →

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A Case Of Mondays

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Austin

I was presented Today With an Entire case Of Mondays. I did not Order it, But the Delivery man Showed me My name On the Packing slip. I tried To explain That I Hate Mondays, So I would Never order … Continue reading →

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The Porch

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Austin

Sometimes, I just need To sit Out on The porch With my legs Up on The railing, And allow The sunshine To work Its magic. Sure, I might look A bit odd Out here Right now In my robe And … Continue reading →

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I Am Sick Without You…

Posted on April 22, 2014 by Austin

I am sick Without you Here To take care Of me. I languish All alone On the couch, Choking down Soup While I Watch TV. I miss The way You’d play With my hair, Rub my tummy, And lecture me … Continue reading →

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Angel, Archangel, Will You Be Mine?

Posted on April 20, 2014 by Austin

The House on the Hill was unusually quiet for a Sunday. House guests, some invited and others not, were usually crawling all over the place.  Today, however, not a creature was stirring.  Maybe their absence was due to the fact … Continue reading →

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Let Your Gargoyle Be Your Bartender

Posted on April 5, 2014 by Austin

“I’ve always had this theory that Gargoyles would make the amazing bartenders,” I stated as I made my way across the roof of The House on the Hill. Gary, my loyal Gargoyle, sat on his usual perch and waited for … Continue reading →

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The Boy In The Forest

Posted on January 19, 2014 by Austin

The boy sat alone in a clearing in the forest.  He was about 10 years old with short brown hair, sad brown eyes, and big black glasses that look like they weighed down his head. The forest was quiet and … Continue reading →

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