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Let’s Hang Out…Of A Second Story Window
Five Winter Storms have hit Maine since Juno arrived a little less than three weeks ago, Modern Philosophers. Over that period, the temperatures haven’t gotten high enough for the snow to melt, and there are giants mounds of it piled … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, giant icicles, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, roof, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Winter Storm Neptune
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Sorry, But Your Warranty Doesn’t Cover Gargoyle Damage
The House on the Hill might play host to many an Otherworldly Being, Modern Philosophers, but apparently, my homeowner’s insurance does not take that into account. The roofers stopped by my home today to investigate my claim that several shingles … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Gargoyles, homeownership, Humor, Modern Philosopher, roof, Sarcasm, satire, shingles, The Devil, wit
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