Tag Archives: running

Run From What Ails You

I was misinformed, Modern Philosophers, and I wish to lodge an official protest! So many people have told me over the course of my life that you can’t run from your problems.  But recent research has proven this to be … Continue reading

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Great Love

I never know what’s going to pop into my head when I’m on a run, Modern Philosophers, and that’s part of what keeps the activity exciting for me. It’s no secret that I hate running, but it is a necessary … Continue reading

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The Good Kind of Exhausted

Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As many of you already know, Writer’s Day is the holiday I invented to celebrate the fact that I am a writer, even though I’m not yet able to support myself full time as a … Continue reading

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The Pebble

About a half mile Into my morning run, I noticed There was a pebble Inside my sneaker. With two a a half miles Left to run, It would have made sense To stop And remove The uninvited guest From my … Continue reading

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Burn Calories, Not Flags

I’m a little concerned with the state of the nation, Modern Philosophers. As I’ve been locked safely away in my basement bunker since Election Night, my information about the status of the country has been coming to me almost completely … Continue reading

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May The 4th Mile Be With You!

After months of lollygagging along my running route, Modern Philosophers, I decided to search my feelings and trust the Force. So this morning, I put on my Jedi robe rather than my running toga (I left the lightsaber at home, … Continue reading

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Running Into Some Color And A Better Attitude

I have to admit, Modern Philosophers, that this post was supposed to be a total downer. As I prepared for my morning run, I mentally outlined the post I was going to write upon my return. The plan was for … Continue reading

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