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Tag Archives: running
Being Better At Life
I was walking down the hall today, Modern Philosophers, minding my own business and staying out of trouble, when a coworker stopped me. “There’s something different about you, Austin,” she informed me. The coworker who was with her, immediately jumped … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, life, Lloyd Dobler, Modern Philosopher, personal mantra, Philosophy, running, sarcasm, satire, Say Anything, self improvement
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Beat The Heat
It’s going to be a real scorcher in Maine today, Modern Philosophers! The weather wizards have looked into their crystal balls and seen a future where the mercury skyrockets to 91 degrees. That’s wicked hot, as the locals would say. … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged health, Heat Miser, heat wave, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, weight loss
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Bromancing The Scale
My Saturday posts are often about relationships, Modern Philosophers, but this one has nothing to do with dating. It is, however, about repairing an important friendship that has been estranged for many years. Of course, I’m talking about my relationship … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, motivation, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, self improvement, weight loss
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50 Days of Fitness
To celebrate Day 50 of my new fitness program, Modern Philosophers, I went for a five mile run to make sure I’d rack up 50 active minutes on my fitness tracker. Yes, I do know how to party like a … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged exercise, fitness tracker, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, self improvement, Virgin Pulse, weight loss
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Fat Boy Slimming
Why, yes, I have lost some weight, Modern Philosophers. Thanks so much for noticing! I’ve been as giddy as a schoolgirl at a One Direction Concert about the recent success of my new fitness program, but I’m also a Glum … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged diet, exercise, fat boy clothes, getting back into shape, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, weight loss
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