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Tag Archives: running
Sweating On Both Sides Of The River
I have a horrible sense of direction, Modern Philosophers, and because of this, I hesitate to venture out to new places. You know, because I tend to either get lost trying to find the new place, or while on my … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged adventure, Fitness, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Penobscot River, running, sarcasm, satire
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He Shall Wear A Crown Of Ice
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but Heat Miser has been making a real nuisance of himself this weekend, Modern Philosophers. Usually, it’s Snow Miser causing my life to be miserable, but he has apparently tagged in the evil red … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Heat Miser, heat wave, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire
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On The Waterfront
I decided to change things up a little on my morning run, Modern Philosophers. After all, I’d just made a major change to how I spend my work day, so why not keep the ball rolling, and try change one … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Penobscot River, running, sarcasm, satire, wellness
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Life Is Sweaty
Life is sweaty, Modern Philosophers, and I urge you to wear that sweat like a stinky badge of honor! Personal wellness is important. If you are healthy and fit, you will be around longer to enjoy the fun things in … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, landscaping, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, sweat, wellness
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Body Double
Jack really hated running. In fact, the only thing he hated more than running was going to work, but at the moment, he wished he were at the office. Anything to not be out on the road, sweating like a … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Writing
Tagged Fitness, flash fiction, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, motivation, running, sarcasm, satire, short story
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Up Early, Out Further
I woke up well before my alarm went off this morning, Modern Philosophers. I could have rolled over, and gotten more sleep, but I decided to go in another direction. Namely, a couple of miles due east of The House … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged crocheting, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, motivation, running, sarcasm, satire, self improvement, wellness
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What Runners Do
I’m sure we all have those Groundhog Day moments, Modern Philosophers, when we wake up and are certain we are just living the same moment over again. Ths French call it deja vu, but in America, we always go with … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged dedication, Fitness, Groundhog Day, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, motivation, running, sarcasm, satire
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