Tag Archives: running

Being Better At Life

I was walking down the hall today, Modern Philosophers, minding my own business and staying out of trouble, when a coworker stopped me. “There’s something different about you, Austin,” she informed me. The coworker who was with her, immediately jumped … Continue reading

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I Need Fuel, Bring Me Meats!

I’m quite impressed with something I did this morning, Modern Philosophers, and now you get to read all about it! I was off running, as I’m prone to do nowadays since I’m on this health kick, and my inner Flash … Continue reading

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Beat The Heat

It’s going to be a real scorcher in Maine today, Modern Philosophers! The weather wizards have looked into their crystal balls and seen a future where the mercury skyrockets to 91 degrees.  That’s wicked hot, as the locals would say. … Continue reading

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I Am Becoming The Flash

Maybe the title of this post would be a cool headline for my online dating profile, Modern Philosophers. I mean, I don’t want the ladies to think I’m super fast at everything.  Obviously, there are some things in life better … Continue reading

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Bromancing The Scale

My Saturday posts are often about relationships, Modern Philosophers, but this one has nothing to do with dating. It is, however, about repairing an important friendship that has been estranged for many years.  Of course, I’m talking about my relationship … Continue reading

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50 Days of Fitness

To celebrate Day 50 of my new fitness program, Modern Philosophers, I went for a five mile run to make sure I’d rack up 50 active minutes on my fitness tracker. Yes, I do know how to party like a … Continue reading

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Fat Boy Slimming

Why, yes, I have lost some weight, Modern Philosophers.  Thanks so much for noticing! I’ve been as giddy as a schoolgirl at a One Direction Concert about the recent success of my new fitness program, but I’m also a Glum … Continue reading

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