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Tag Archives: running
Back Among The Living
I do not make a secret of the fact that I am an introvert, Modern Philosophers. I prefer to lock myself away from the world by choice, not because some renegade germs tell me I cannot frolic with the masses. … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged feeling better, Fitness, health, Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, the flu
22 Comments
Chasing After Santa’s Sleigh
Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! Christmas began in the traditional way at The House on the Hill. I ran down the stairs in search of presents, but there weren’t any. It’s not like I expected anything to be waiting for me … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Fitness, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas presents, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
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Baby, It’s Ridiculously Cold Outside!
The good news, Modern Philosophers, is that I have taken great strides in overcoming my paralyzing fear of driving in the snow. The RAV4 has made traveling the winter roads of Maine a much less anxious endeavor, and that has … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged 182 days of terror, cold weather, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, winter
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Is Snow Miser My Personal Trainer?
I’m always having weird thoughts, Modern Philosophers, but the one I had this morning was particularly odd… What if Snow Miser is my personal trainer? As you know, Snow Miser and I do not have the most pleasant relationship. In … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, winter workouts
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The People I Meet On My Runs
Getting back into shape wasn’t the only reason I took up running, Modern Philosophers. I was hoping it would make me more social and help me to meet new people. I have no problem diagnosing myself as a socially awkward … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged dating, Fitness, health, Humor, introverts, meeting new people, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, socializing
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Zombie Fun Run Turns Tragic When Stragglers Are Eaten
I warned them it wasn’t a good idea to change the annual Halloween Zombie Fun Run from a 5K to a 10K, but no one listened to me, Modern Philosophers. First of all, you’re always inviting trouble when you deal … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Halloween, Happy Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, Zombie Run, Zombies
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I’m The Gingerbread Man!
I am the Gingerbread Man, Modern Philosophers! As in “You can’t catch me ’cause…” I’m participating in a Wellness Competition on the Virgin Pulse app. Today is Day 14 of 15, and thus far, I am in the lead with … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged competition, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, motivation, running, sarcasm, satire, Vigrin Pulse
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