Tag Archives: runny nose

Stop Giving My Nose Free Refills!

I’ve never been good with science, Modern Philosophers, so I’m going to need a little help with some questions… Where does my nose get all the snot?  How is my body constantly creating more?  How many times do I have … Continue reading

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Sick and Twisted Humor

I have been sick the last few days, Modern Philosophers. I was going to write that I felt like $%^&, but this is a family friendly blog, and the truth of the matter is that while I have been under … Continue reading

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This Blows!

Is that The sound Of trumpets I hear Approaching In the distance? Has the Invading Army Finally Reached Our shores? Is the end Of civilization A mere Afternoon’s March Away? What if Those horns, That cacophony Of sound That has … Continue reading

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Miserable Morning Medicine Meeting: 1/14/15

It’s been a miserable morning, Modern Philosophers. I woke up at 4AM in a coughing and sneezing fit, and never could fall back asleep.  As I suffered under the covers, wishing sleep would come, there was a bright spot in … Continue reading

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