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Why So Blue, Moon?
Hey, moon, Why so blue? It’s a beautiful Summer night. It’s Friday. The work week Is done. The weekend Has finally arrived! There’s no need To be blue. Do you want To talk About Whatever Has you down? I know … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Beer, blue, blue moon, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, poem, sad, Sarcasm, satire, The Blues Brothers
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 11/17/14
Zeus Almighty, is it Monday already, Modern Philosophers? Someone has got to talk to The Calendar Commission and explain that just because the days are getting shorter as the Winter Solstice approaches, it doesn’t mean that the weekends are supposed … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged health insurance, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, sad, Sarcasm, satire, urine sample, winter, work
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Friday Night Think Tank: What Dreams May Come
It’s Friday, Modern Philosophers. I’ve chosen to take a more somber approach to this week’s Think Tank post because I want to open the conversation to a very serious topic. While this is a Humor blog, it is also one … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coping, depression, mental health, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Robin Williams, sad, suicide
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That Empty Chair
Oh empty chair Out on The front porch, How you Rattle me. You are a Constant reminder Of how lonely The House On the Hill Has become. That my home Is haunted By a Heartbroken Ghost, Who looks Remarkably Like … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged chair, lonely, Love, missing you, Modern Philosopher, poem, porch, Romantic, sad
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Go Left
Today Was a Perfect day To go left With you. The sun Was shining, The world Was chaotic, And all I wanted Was to Run away With you. If you Were still here, Just down The hall, Suffering through Your … Continue reading
A Peek Inside The Vault: A Memory Of My Wedding Day
While I so enjoy time travel, Modern Philosophers, I always avoid taking this blog back to that period in my life when I wore a wedding ring. It’s a time I’ve locked away in a vault with other memories that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Cold Spring, divorce, Humor, lost love, Love, memories, Modern Philosopher, puddles, sad, wedding day
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The Black Clouds
If it truly is Darkest Before the dawn, Then I Must live In a world, Trapped In that moment Just before Sunrise. I can sense The black clouds Rolling in. It’s going to be A stormy day. You might Want … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged bad mood, black clouds, darkness, Modern Philosopher, moody, sad, Sarcasm, stormy
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The Guardian Angel
I know it’s hard To believe right now, Because you’re feeling All alone, But your Guardian Angel Is watching over you. Although you can’t see him, He’s always by your side. Protecting you, Guiding you, And keeping you safe from … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged angel, forever, Modern Philosopher, protecting, remembering, sad, safe, watching
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Rain
Raindrops keep pounding on my head Even though I’m inside And the rest of the world Is basking in the sun. My own personal storm. I know the black clouds like my company They follow me like lost puppy dogs … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bad mood, downpour, lonely, Modern Philosopher, poem, rain, sad, umbrella
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