Tag Archives: safety

Why Can’t I Be Invincible, Too?

Posted on August 8, 2020 by Austin

I’m beginning to wish that I could be invincible, too, Modern Philosophers. I’ve given it a lot of thought, and the only reasonable explanation I can come up with for why people refuse to wear masks during a pandemic is … Continue reading →

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Fireworks Can Be Hell!

Posted on July 3, 2016 by Austin

Happy Fourth of July, Modern Philosophers. I know that you are expecting another highly entertaining installment of this blog’s extremely popular Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, but you are getting this Public Service Announcement about Fireworks Safety instead.  So … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Take An Adult Snow Day

Posted on January 25, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, Like you, I like in New England, and I am gearing up for this Nor’easter the meteorologists are predicting for Tuesday and Wednesday. I’ve lived here my whole life, so blizzards with huge accumulations are nothing new.  … Continue reading →

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Don’t Forget About Zombie Safety On Thanksgiving!

Posted on November 24, 2014 by Austin

As Thanksgiving approaches, Modern Philosophers, it is very easy to let down our guard as the Holiday Spirit consumes us and we consume large quantities of food. The Maine Department For Safety Against Zombies and The Maine Zombie Census Bureau … Continue reading →

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Headless Horseman In Maine To Film PSA On Motorcycle Helmet Safety

Posted on May 23, 2014 by Austin

Memorial Day is the unofficial start of Summer, Modern Philosophers.  This means many more motorcycles will be out on the roads as riders seek to take advantage of the warmer weather and safer road conditions. Every year, there are numerous … Continue reading →

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