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Tag Archives: safety
Why Can’t I Be Invincible, Too?
I’m beginning to wish that I could be invincible, too, Modern Philosophers. I’ve given it a lot of thought, and the only reasonable explanation I can come up with for why people refuse to wear masks during a pandemic is … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, safety, satire, social distancing, wear a mask
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Fireworks Can Be Hell!
Happy Fourth of July, Modern Philosophers. I know that you are expecting another highly entertaining installment of this blog’s extremely popular Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, but you are getting this Public Service Announcement about Fireworks Safety instead. So … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Writing
Tagged fireworks, Fourth of July, hell, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, safety, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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I Advise You To Take An Adult Snow Day
Dear Modern Philosopher, Like you, I like in New England, and I am gearing up for this Nor’easter the meteorologists are predicting for Tuesday and Wednesday. I’ve lived here my whole life, so blizzards with huge accumulations are nothing new. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Blizzard, Humor, Modern Philosopher, nor'easter, safety, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Day, work
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Don’t Forget About Zombie Safety On Thanksgiving!
As Thanksgiving approaches, Modern Philosophers, it is very easy to let down our guard as the Holiday Spirit consumes us and we consume large quantities of food. The Maine Department For Safety Against Zombies and The Maine Zombie Census Bureau … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged food coma, Humor, Modern Philosopher, safety, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving dinner, The Walking Dead, Zombies
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Headless Horseman In Maine To Film PSA On Motorcycle Helmet Safety
Memorial Day is the unofficial start of Summer, Modern Philosophers. This means many more motorcycles will be out on the roads as riders seek to take advantage of the warmer weather and safer road conditions. Every year, there are numerous … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Headless Horeseman, helmets, Humor, Memorial Day, Modern Philosopher, motorcycles, PSA, safety, Sarcasm, satire
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