Tag Archives: Santa Claus

Santa Cancels Christmas After Trump’s “Little Reindeer Man” Tweets

Breaking News from the North Pole, Modern Philosophers: Santa Claus has canceled Christmas. In the official press release, issued just moments ago by Fred Claus, Santa’s brother and Press Secretary, President Trump is cited as the reason that December 25 … Continue reading

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I Want A New President For Christmas

Dear Santa Claus, I know I’m a little too old to be writing to you, and this never worked well when I was a kid, but I refuse to stop believing in the Magic of Christmas. Plus, desperate times call … Continue reading

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Santa Claus Deeply Disturbed By Length Of Naughty List

According to multiple reports coming out of The North Pole, Modern Philosophers, Santa Claus was “deeply disturbed” by the length of the updated Naughty List presented to him by his Elves. The same sources confirm that Old St. Nick, who … Continue reading

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Why Does Santa Have A Pitchfork?

“How about we put up some lights and decorations today so we can say The House on the Hill is beginning to look a lot like Christmas?” The Devil suggested enthusiastically as he glided into the living room. I looked … Continue reading

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Trump Asks Santa Claus For A Nobel Prize

A highly placed source at The North Pole claims to be able to shed new light on why President Trump turned down Time Magazine’s “offer” to be its 2017 Person of the Year, Modern Philosophers. That source, of course, is … Continue reading

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Is That Jesus In The Easter Bunny Costume?

Like most Americans, Modern Philosophers, I don’t listen to much British talk radio.  Not only is the distance a problem, but I also prefer not to be bored to death when I crank up the old wireless. Every once in … Continue reading

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Who’s Your Holiday Hero?

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, which means we  survived another week! This one was long and exhausting.  Not only did I work both jobs, with The Nite Show taping on Wednesday night, but I also dove headfirst into a new … Continue reading

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