Tag Archives: Santa Claus

The Vanishing Santa, Part 1

Detective Arturo “Chip” Bruno chose the day after Thanksgiving to do something that was extremely out of the ordinary for him. He smiled in public. It surely had something to do with his current company.  Bruno walked hand in hand … Continue reading

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The Christmas I Interned For Santa Claus

It was quiet along the river path, but not for the usual reason. Normally, this late into December, the path was buried under snow that the city refused to plow, so no one dared to use it. Today, however, the … Continue reading

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The Curious Snowman

Two snowmen stood in the middle of a field. Don’t worry, they were more than six feet apart, and doing their best to maintain strict social distancing. “Do you ever wonder if Santa Claus has a Santa Claus?” the one … Continue reading

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Wear A Mask Or You’re Going On The Naughty List

Santa Claus is coming to town, Modern Philosophers, and he’s intent on helping to enforce masking laws to keep us all safe from the Coronavirus. “If you don’t wear a mask, you’re going on the Naughty List.  It’s that simple!” … Continue reading

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President Elect Biden Names Santa Claus Postmaster General

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Modern Philosophers. Today, President Elect Joe Biden added to the overall Ho Ho Ho vibe in the country by asking Santa Claus to serve as his Postmaster General. “It was an easy … Continue reading

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Is It Too Early To Celebrate Christmas?

I’ve been in a bit of a funk lately, Modern Philosophers, and it’s easy to understand why the black clouds have returned. Life in the Time of Trump and Coronavirus is very stressful, and my already high anxiety levels are … Continue reading

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Chasing After Santa’s Sleigh

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! Christmas began in the traditional way at The House on the Hill.  I ran down the stairs in search of presents, but there weren’t any. It’s not like I expected anything to be waiting for me … Continue reading

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Am I Santa Claus???

I had the craziest dream last night, Modern Philosophers. Only now, I’m not sure it was a dream.  I remained under the covers for hours this morning, replaying it in my head and thinking more and more that rather than … Continue reading

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All I Want For Christmas Is…

Jack did not like going to the mall, but he especially didn’t like bring there after hours when the parking lot was empty and pitch black. He walked as quickly as he could to get to the delivery entrance of … Continue reading

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Did The Russians Hack Santa’s Naughty List?

The big news out of the North Pole tonight, Modern Philosophers, is that Russian hackers are suspected of attempting to hack Santa Claus’ Naughty List. Thousands, perhaps even millions of people not originally on the list might have been added … Continue reading

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