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Tag Archives: Santa Claus
Is That Jesus In The Easter Bunny Costume?
Like most Americans, Modern Philosophers, I don’t listen to much British talk radio. Not only is the distance a problem, but I also prefer not to be bored to death when I crank up the old wireless. Every once in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged British talk radio, Easter, Easter Bunny, Humor, is the Easter Bunny real, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, Religion, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
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Who’s Your Holiday Hero?
It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, which means we survived another week! This one was long and exhausting. Not only did I work both jobs, with The Nite Show taping on Wednesday night, but I also dove headfirst into a new … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Baby New Year, Cupid, Easter Bunny, Friday Night Think Tank, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, St Patrick, Uncle Sam
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Santa Puts Wings on the Naughty List
“He sees you when you’re sleeping, He know when you’re awake, He knows if you’ve been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake!” I helped up a finger to indicate that I needed a minute. I didn’t want … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Writing
Tagged chicken wings, Christmas, flash fiction, Humor, Merry Christmas!, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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Santa Claus Adds $2 Per Person Delivery Fee
You’re going to need to leave more than just cookies and milk for Santa Claus if you want to get your Christmas presents delivered tonight, Modern Philosophers. According to a stunning announcement from The North Pole, Santa has added a … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas fundraisers, deliver fees, finance, Fred Claus, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, who pays for Christmas
18 Comments
Santa Considers Transition to Gift Cards
Christmas is next weekend, Modern Philosophers, which means the Elves at Santa’s Workshop are working double shifts, Santa Claus’ cardiologist is closely monitoring his heart, and the bars at the North Pole never close. “Most wonderful time of the year? … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Politics
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Humor, Does Trump hate Santa Claus, How can Santa afford all those toys, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, Santa's Workshop, the economic impact of Trump's Presidency on Christmas, The North Pole, why gift cards are the worst Christmas presents
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When Santa Met Satan…
“I’m so sorry I’m late!” The Devil announced merrily as he swept into the living room of The House on the Hill, bringing the frigid Maine winter in with him. “I come bearing eggnog, Christmas cookies, and warm tidings from … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Writing
Tagged celebrity friends, Christmas, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, Santa Claus' naughty list, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil, The North Pole
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