Tag Archives: Santa Claus

Chasing After Santa’s Sleigh

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! Christmas began in the traditional way at The House on the Hill.  I ran down the stairs in search of presents, but there weren’t any. It’s not like I expected anything to be waiting for me … Continue reading

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Am I Santa Claus???

I had the craziest dream last night, Modern Philosophers. Only now, I’m not sure it was a dream.  I remained under the covers for hours this morning, replaying it in my head and thinking more and more that rather than … Continue reading

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All I Want For Christmas Is…

Jack did not like going to the mall, but he especially didn’t like bring there after hours when the parking lot was empty and pitch black. He walked as quickly as he could to get to the delivery entrance of … Continue reading

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Did The Russians Hack Santa’s Naughty List?

The big news out of the North Pole tonight, Modern Philosophers, is that Russian hackers are suspected of attempting to hack Santa Claus’ Naughty List. Thousands, perhaps even millions of people not originally on the list might have been added … Continue reading

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What Do You Want For Christmas?

I’m going to continue my holiday tradition of not putting up a Christmas tree, Modern Philosophers. I mean, what’s the point?  No one is giving me any presents to put under the tree, and I don’t have anyone special in … Continue reading

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How Would Santa Claus Wrap An Impeachment?

According to a recent report released by The North Pole Post Office, the number of letters to Santa Claus written by adults has skyrocketed this year, Modern Philosophers. While some deal with requests for fancy cars, expensive jewelry, and the … Continue reading

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Santa Cancels Christmas After Trump’s “Little Reindeer Man” Tweets

Breaking News from the North Pole, Modern Philosophers: Santa Claus has canceled Christmas. In the official press release, issued just moments ago by Fred Claus, Santa’s brother and Press Secretary, President Trump is cited as the reason that December 25 … Continue reading

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