Tag Archives: Santa Claus

Is That Jesus In The Easter Bunny Costume?

Like most Americans, Modern Philosophers, I don’t listen to much British talk radio.  Not only is the distance a problem, but I also prefer not to be bored to death when I crank up the old wireless. Every once in … Continue reading

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Who’s Your Holiday Hero?

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, which means we  survived another week! This one was long and exhausting.  Not only did I work both jobs, with The Nite Show taping on Wednesday night, but I also dove headfirst into a new … Continue reading

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Santa Puts Wings on the Naughty List

“He sees you when you’re sleeping, He know when you’re awake, He knows if you’ve been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake!” I helped up a finger to indicate that I needed a minute.  I didn’t want … Continue reading

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Santa Claus Adds $2 Per Person Delivery Fee

You’re going to need to leave more than just cookies and milk for Santa Claus if you want to get your Christmas presents delivered tonight, Modern Philosophers. According to a stunning announcement from The North Pole, Santa has added a … Continue reading

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Is The Flash Santa’s Secret Weapon?

The fact that Barry Allen aka The Flash was at The House on the Hill should not surprise you, Modern Philosophers. After all, the World’s Fastest Man needed something from me, I wanted a cool story for the blog, and … Continue reading

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Santa Considers Transition to Gift Cards

Christmas is next weekend, Modern Philosophers, which means the Elves at Santa’s Workshop are working double shifts, Santa Claus’ cardiologist is closely monitoring his heart, and the bars at the North Pole never close. “Most wonderful time of the year?  … Continue reading

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When Santa Met Satan…

“I’m so sorry I’m late!” The Devil announced merrily as he swept into the living room of The House on the Hill, bringing the frigid Maine winter in with him. “I come bearing eggnog, Christmas cookies, and warm tidings from … Continue reading

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