Tag Archives: Santa Claus

The Vanishing Santa, Part 4

Posted on December 10, 2021 by Austin

Assistant District Attorney Michelle Ambrose was extremely ambitious when it came to her career.  No one knew it yet, but she planned to run against her boss in the next election. Once elected District Attorney, she intended to hold the … Continue reading →

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The Vanishing Santa, Part 3

Posted on December 8, 2021 by Austin

Bruno hated wasting another day of his long holiday weekend chasing down his neighbor’s missing Christmas ornament, but he really had no other choice. He had hoped that when he tracked down the skateboard punk in question, that would be … Continue reading →

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The Vanishing Santa, Part 2

Posted on December 2, 2021 by Austin

Captain Marc Hamel was a notorious workaholic.  He rarely left his office, but he knew about everything going on with everyone under his command. He also had a well-known superpower.  He had the uncanny ability to sense Detective Bruno’s presence … Continue reading →

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The Vanishing Santa, Part 1

Posted on November 26, 2021 by Austin

Detective Arturo “Chip” Bruno chose the day after Thanksgiving to do something that was extremely out of the ordinary for him. He smiled in public. It surely had something to do with his current company.  Bruno walked hand in hand … Continue reading →

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The Christmas I Interned For Santa Claus

Posted on December 13, 2020 by Austin

It was quiet along the river path, but not for the usual reason. Normally, this late into December, the path was buried under snow that the city refused to plow, so no one dared to use it. Today, however, the … Continue reading →

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The Curious Snowman

Posted on December 12, 2020 by Austin

Two snowmen stood in the middle of a field. Don’t worry, they were more than six feet apart, and doing their best to maintain strict social distancing. “Do you ever wonder if Santa Claus has a Santa Claus?” the one … Continue reading →

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Wear A Mask Or You’re Going On The Naughty List

Posted on December 12, 2020 by Austin

Santa Claus is coming to town, Modern Philosophers, and he’s intent on helping to enforce masking laws to keep us all safe from the Coronavirus. “If you don’t wear a mask, you’re going on the Naughty List.  It’s that simple!” … Continue reading →

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President Elect Biden Names Santa Claus Postmaster General

Posted on December 5, 2020 by Austin

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Modern Philosophers. Today, President Elect Joe Biden added to the overall Ho Ho Ho vibe in the country by asking Santa Claus to serve as his Postmaster General. “It was an easy … Continue reading →

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Is It Too Early To Celebrate Christmas?

Posted on August 23, 2020 by Austin

I’ve been in a bit of a funk lately, Modern Philosophers, and it’s easy to understand why the black clouds have returned. Life in the Time of Trump and Coronavirus is very stressful, and my already high anxiety levels are … Continue reading →

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Chasing After Santa’s Sleigh

Posted on December 25, 2018 by Austin

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! Christmas began in the traditional way at The House on the Hill.  I ran down the stairs in search of presents, but there weren’t any. It’s not like I expected anything to be waiting for me … Continue reading →

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