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Santa Considers Transition to Gift Cards

Christmas is next weekend, Modern Philosophers, which means the Elves at Santa’s Workshop are working double shifts, Santa Claus’ cardiologist is closely monitoring his heart, and the bars at the North Pole never close. “Most wonderful time of the year?  … Continue reading

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Star Wars Fever Severely Disrupts North Pole Toy Production

A long time ago, at a workshop far, far away… Santa’s Elves were hard at work making the toys that good little girls and boys all over the world will be receiving on Christmas. That was, until Star Wars Fever … Continue reading

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