Tag Archives: Sarcasm

Thawing The Brain Stem

Posted on November 11, 2017 by

It’s cold, Modern Philosophers. I don’t know why that still surprises me after fifteen years in Maine, but Snow Miser and his icy minions seem to sneak up on my every year. Just a couple of weeks ago, I went … Continue reading →

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How To Handle Vivid Ex Dreams

Posted on March 4, 2017 by

It’s Saturday night, Modern Philosophers, which is when I usually dispense invaluable dating tips to help you in your search for love. This week, however, the post has more of a relationship advice slant due to events that occurred last … Continue reading →

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How To Date Like An Oscar Contender

Posted on February 25, 2017 by

The Academy Awards are this weekend, Modern Philosophers, and as a screenwriter, it has always been my dream to win an Oscar. Just like it’s always been my dream to find true love and live happily ever after. I haven’t … Continue reading →

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How To Survive Saturday When You’re Single

Posted on February 18, 2017 by

Valentine’s Day was on Tuesday, Modern Philosophers, and guess what? You survived! That holiday is difficult to get through regardless of your relationship status, so congratulations on making it to the second half of February. “Survive” is word that gets … Continue reading →

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Why Winter Dating Is So Difficult

Posted on February 11, 2017 by

Valentine’s Day is less than a week away, Modern Philosophers, so it’s time for another dating tips post. Lately, people have been asking if I’m trying to date, and I just laugh.  I mean, who in their right mind would … Continue reading →

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Your Neighbor’s Garage Band Is Playing Trump’s Inauguration

Posted on January 18, 2017 by

Just when you thought things could not get any worse with President Elect Trump, Modern Philosophers, he had to go and drag your annoying neighbor into it. You know the neighbor I mean.  The one with the band that practices … Continue reading →

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Giving Thanks For My Nite Show Family

Posted on November 19, 2016 by

Thanksgiving is less than a week away, Modern Philosophers, and I don’t feel at all overwhelmed by the spirit of the turkey loving Pilgrims. It was a long week.  The desk job has been draining in multiple ways.  The Nite … Continue reading →

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