Tag Archives: Sarcasm

Chilly Days Are Chili Days

I’m a complicated guy, Modern Philosophers, but I have a very simply cooking philosophy: When it’s chilly, make chili. I’ve had a big pot of chili simmering on the stove all day.  The House on the Hill has never smelled … Continue reading

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Episode 2 Is Out Of My Head!

Some people go to exotic locales to relax on their vacations, Modern Philosophers.  I sit out on the front porch of The House on the Hill and write like a man possessed. Quite frankly, there are few places I’d rather … Continue reading

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Relax…It’s A Holiday

It’s Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers. So many people asked me about my weekend plans, and my answer was very clear: I plan to spend it not working. Because that’s all I really care about on a holiday.  I’m just thrilled … Continue reading

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Thawing The Brain Stem

It’s cold, Modern Philosophers. I don’t know why that still surprises me after fifteen years in Maine, but Snow Miser and his icy minions seem to sneak up on my every year. Just a couple of weeks ago, I went … Continue reading

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How To Handle Vivid Ex Dreams

It’s Saturday night, Modern Philosophers, which is when I usually dispense invaluable dating tips to help you in your search for love. This week, however, the post has more of a relationship advice slant due to events that occurred last … Continue reading

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How To Date Like An Oscar Contender

The Academy Awards are this weekend, Modern Philosophers, and as a screenwriter, it has always been my dream to win an Oscar. Just like it’s always been my dream to find true love and live happily ever after. I haven’t … Continue reading

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How To Survive Saturday When You’re Single

Valentine’s Day was on Tuesday, Modern Philosophers, and guess what? You survived! That holiday is difficult to get through regardless of your relationship status, so congratulations on making it to the second half of February. “Survive” is word that gets … Continue reading

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