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Tag Archives: Sarcasm
Sunshine Does Not Negate Social Distancing!
I’m a bit pissed off at my fellow man right now, Modern Philosophers. Don’t worry. I’m probably not angry at any of you. Unless, of course, you were out on the river walk this morning during my run. As I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, pandemic, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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Roger The Dodger
He entered the office with some trepidation. The couch was his obvious destination, but he approached it as if he were afraid it might spring up and take a punch at him. The Psychiatrist observed this from her chair without … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged awkward conversations, flash fiction, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, psychiatrist, Sarcasm, satire, short story
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Social Distancing Doesn’t Have To Mean Antisocial
As much as I embrace all the perks of the Introvert Lifestyle, Modern Philosophers, I know it is not for everyone. This time of extended social distancing brought about by the spread of the Coronavirus must be difficult for those … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged being social, coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, isolation, mental health, Modern Philosopher, reach out, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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Running To Do Something
It was a rough week at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, as I tried to adapt to life in the time of the Coronavirus. Sure, the social distancing is right up my quirky introvert alley, but that doesn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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Thanks For The (Horrible, Unwanted) Memories
One of the ways I’ve been keeping myself out of trouble during this period of intense social distancing, Modern Philosophers, has been to record old movies to watch when I need a good distraction. Yesterday, I viewed Clear and Present … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged divorce, Humor, Jennifer Aniston, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, Swingers, The Break Up, Vince Vaughn
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Social Distancing From Anxiety
I know times are changing because of the Coronavirus outbreak, Modern Philosophers, but some things can still remain the same. Sunday mornings are for long runs. I’m well aware that we are supposed to be practicing social distancing, but my … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Fitness, health, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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Social Distancing Is My Jam
This Coronavirus/Covid 19 Pandemic makes for anxious times, Modern Philosophers, but if you are an introvert, you should already be well prepared. Introverts have been training their whole lives for something like this. We never quite knew why, but we … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, health, Humor, introverts, Modern Philosopher, pandemic, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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