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Tag Archives: Sarcasm
Uncle Sam Wants You To Wear A Mask
Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! I know it’s not the same since you’re stuck at home, the fireworks have been canceled, and a pandemic is sweeping through the nation and killing your fellow Americans, but try to remember what it … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Donald Trump, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, wear a mask
21 Comments
How To Date Someone Who Won’t Wear A Mask
I’ve been getting a ridiculous amount of emails asking (demanding!) that I write a new Dating Tips post, Modern Philosophers. To be honest, I was confused by the requests. Wouldn’t it be irresponsible of me to encourage people to date … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged advice, coronavirus, Covid 19, dating tips, flatten the curve, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, wear a mask
7 Comments
Always Happy When It Rains
Have you ever noticed that the world sucks less when it’s raining, Modern Philosophers? Before you come at me, I understand that the world around me doesn’t change in any metaphysical way when the skies open and the clouds weep. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coping skills, Humor, life, mental health, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, rain, Sarcasm, satire, stress, stress relief
14 Comments
It’s Harder To Hit A Moving Target
One of the best things about going back to my regular job, Modern Philosophers, other than hanging that Mandalorian sign on my office door, has been getting to see old friends again after almost three months. The other day, I … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, wellness
6 Comments
Send In All The Clones
I’ve never been delusional enough, Modern Philosophers, to believe that the world was clamoring for multiple versions of me. One Austin might actually be too many in the opinion of some, but I’m certain no one wants that number increased. … Continue reading
Is This Thing Still On???
Hello? Hello??? Is this thing still on? Can anyone hear me? How’s it going, Modern Philosophers? Have you missed me? Sorry to suddenly disappear from the blogosphere without warning, but life happened. There’s just been so much going on in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, finding an escape, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, new normal, Racism, Sarcasm, satire, stay home, writing
6 Comments
Just Look At The Clouds
Sometimes, I just like to look at the clouds, Modern Philosophers. I find them to be very compelling. They can be so beautiful, but also so menacing. When a storm is on the horizon, the clouds let you know. If … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged happiness, hope, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Peace, Sarcasm, satire, tolerance, understanding
4 Comments
Play Nice, Stay Safe, Don’t Suck
There is no disputing that we live in challenging, stressful, unsettling times, Modern Philosophers. The Coronavirus has disrupted our lives, made us fear going outside and being around others, and left us with a very uncertain future. Such a seismic … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, Modern Philosopher, new normal, pandemic, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home
8 Comments
Wear A Mask In Public, This Is The Way
I’ve just finished watching The Mandalorian, Modern Philosophers. Not only was it highly entertaining, but it also taught me what to say to people who refuse to wear a mask in public: This is the way. For those of you … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, Star Wars, The Mandalorian, wear a mask
7 Comments
Unicorn Rainbow Ice Cream Party
Today’s post was going to be a brutally honest rant about how I’ve lost faith in the federal government and my fellow man because of their response to the Coronavirus pandemic, Modern Philosophers. Luckily, I realized that the world was … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged be positive, coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rainbows, Sarcasm, satire, stay at home, surviving quarantine, unicorns
13 Comments
