Tag Archives: Sarcasm

Paradise By The Laptop Light

Posted on September 13, 2020 by

This blog is specially designed, via a secret algorithm that I can never share, to inspire you to both laugh and to conjure up Deep Thoughts, Modern Philosophers. So you’re probably wondering where I find my inspiration when the time … Continue reading →

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Peer Pressuring My Inner Couch Potato

Posted on September 5, 2020 by

The goddess Nike is famous for uttering the line “Just do it!” when she created running shoes and bestowed them upon mankind for the first time, Modern Philosophers. Believe it or not, even though those immortal words play on a … Continue reading →

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Love Your Fellow Earthling

Posted on August 30, 2020 by

Aaron and Holly sat across the path from each other on their assigned benches.  It was a windy day along the river, so there wasn’t much foot traffic on the black top that separated them. Holly knew the silence wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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When Your Dreams Chase You

Posted on August 29, 2020 by

I’ve been having trouble sleeping again, Modern Philosophers.  Some of it has to do with the weather, the stress brought about by the pandemic and turmoil in our country, and a fear that things might only get worse after Election … Continue reading →

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Is It Too Early To Celebrate Christmas?

Posted on August 23, 2020 by

I’ve been in a bit of a funk lately, Modern Philosophers, and it’s easy to understand why the black clouds have returned. Life in the Time of Trump and Coronavirus is very stressful, and my already high anxiety levels are … Continue reading →

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It’s A Mask, Not A Mustache

Posted on August 22, 2020 by

Aaron and Holly sat in silence on his front porch.  It was his favorite place to hang out, and Holly considered herself lucky that he allowed her to share this sacred location. After all, in the days of COVID Chaos, … Continue reading →

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Keep Your Damn Virus Off My Lawn!

Posted on August 16, 2020 by

It was a dark and stormy day in Maine, which was perfectly fine with Holly and Aaron since they both loved the rain. They sat on their usual benches one opposite sides of the running path down by the river.  … Continue reading →

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Will Trump Go After Bookstores Next?

Posted on August 15, 2020 by

You know President Trump isn’t going to stop with putting the US Postal Service out of business, right, Modern Philosophers? He’s like one of those evil bullies from an 80s teen comedy.  The more he succeeds in being a prick, … Continue reading →

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Slightly Loosening The Straps On My Straitjacket

Posted on August 14, 2020 by

We all know I’m a quirky introvert with tons of anxieties, Modern Philosophers.  This Coronavirus pandemic has only put more of an accent on the “quirky”, “introvert” and “anxieties” syllables of my personality. It was hard enough getting me to … Continue reading →

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Smile Even When The Fish Are Fake

Posted on August 2, 2020 by

One thing I’ve noticed during this pandemic, Modern Philosophers, is that I have mood swings much more frequently. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Back in the old days, when life was normal, I often had a grumpy bastard … Continue reading →

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