Tag Archives: sarcasm

Forever Single

“Do you know that store Forever 21?” I asked The Devil as I fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  He did not even glance up … Continue reading

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My Divorce Tax Is Paid In Full!

I’ve honestly lost track, Modern Philosophers, of how long it’s been since I got divorced.  I want to say fourteen years, but don’t hold me to that. Even though I have long moved on from my marriage, there are still … Continue reading

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Unwind and Be Free

We mustn’t Allow our minds To submit To the Stressful thoughts That hold them Hostage all week As we Sleepwalk Through The work day. Participation In the Rat Race Might be A requirement In order To keep Food on The … Continue reading

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Don’t Make Me Go Back!

“Don’t make me go back!  You can’t make me go back!” I wailed at the top of my lungs as I tugged on the lapel of The Devil’s impeccably tailored suit. My Sunday guest looked up at me in concern. … Continue reading

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Study Links Stress To The Existence Of Other People

Don’t let those Fake News types tell you that the United States isn’t at the top of the global heap when it comes to scientific breakthroughs, Modern Philosophers. Today, a team of government scientists from The Department Utilizing Statistics & … Continue reading

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Running Home

It was pretty much impossible not to notice Missy Price. She was breathtakingly beautiful, with a lithe runner’s body that was forever in motion.  Her long red hair made her stand out in any crowd, and heads always turned when … Continue reading

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Monday Run Day

I never run on Mondays, Modern Philosophers. I’ve always thought that was just a personal choice, but now I’m starting to wonder if down deep it’s some sort of deep rooted religious belief pounded into my head at a very … Continue reading

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