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Tag Archives: sarcasm
Trump Declares National Emergency Over Lack Of White House Snacks
I knew this was going to happen, Modern Philosophers. Once President Trump broke the seal on declaring a National Emergency in order to get his way, I knew it was just a matter of time before he used it again. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged border wall, Donald Trump, government, Humor, impeachment, Modern Philosopher, national emergency, Politics, sarcasm, satire, snack foods
4 Comments
I Love You: A Valentine’s Day Rant
I love you. I said it, Modern Philosophers. I love you. Maybe I should clarify. I’m not telling everyone who reads this post that I love them. I just didn’t want to be left out of the fun on Valentine’s … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love
Tagged dating, Humor, I love you, Love, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, rant, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day
16 Comments
Do Not Propose On Valentine’s Day!
I might not have any plans for Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, but if I did have a special someone, I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty what I would not be doing… Asking her to marry me. I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged advice, dating, Humor, Love, marriage proposal, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day, Will you marry me?
10 Comments
Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love
Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Politics
Tagged Bernie Sanders, Cupid, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, socialism, Trump, Valentines' Day
18 Comments
The Great Debate
It might surprise you to learn, Modern Philosophers, that I wasn’t a member of the Debate Team. Sure, I always had opinions I wanted to share, but I learned early on that doing so could get me into trouble. I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged arguing, being a good friend, debate team, friendship, getting the last word, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, speaking your mind
20 Comments
Not One For The Time Capsule
I’ve been giving some thought lately to what I would put in the time capsule that I’d someday bury behind The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It’s not because I’m feeling sentimental or anything, but because I recently watched … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged blogging, Hollywood, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Parks and Recreation, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, time capsule, writing
8 Comments
It’s An Honor Just To Tell You I’ve Been Nominated
Just when I was starting to think that this blog would never bring me fame and fortune, I got the call, Modern Philosophers. Actually, it was an email, this being the age of social media and all. It was from … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Annual Boggers' Bash, Awards, Best Lifestyle Blog, blogging, Humor, London, Modern Philosopher, President Trump, sarcasm, satire
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