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Tag Archives: sarcasm
Hitting The Big Five-Oh
I hit a major milestone over the weekend, Modern Philosophers. The big Five-Oh. No, I did not turn 50! How could you even think that? I’m not that old and my birthday is in January. You should all have the … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged diet, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, self improvement, weight loss, wellness
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The Devil’s Chief Of Staff
I wildly shoveled another forkful of omelet into my mouth like I hadn’t had anything to eat in weeks. Sure, I was embarrassed by my gluttonous behavior, but it was so delicious, and I was absolutely ravenous after my morning … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing
Tagged Chief of Staff, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, short story, Steve Bannon, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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The Gorgeous Girl in the Hideous Hoodie
Justin and Marc always sat at the outermost table in the busy quad because they thought it gave them the best view for people watching. At the moment, however, both young men were clearly more interested in their phones than … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Writing
Tagged boy meets girl, flash fiction, getting up the nerve to ask her out, Humor, meet cute, Modern Philosopher, Romantic, sarcasm, satire, short story, witty banter
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The Rise of the Ice Cream Socialists
At a time when our President cannot find the words to condemn Nazis and white supremacists, I think it’s time to support a new political party to lead our nation back from the brink of Trump-ageddon, Modern Philosophers. I offer … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged a nation divided, Donald Trump, Humor, Ice Cream, idependent voters, Modern Philosopher, political parties, Politics, Racism, sarcasm, satire
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That New Life Smell
It has been a long week of adjustments at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The most obvious change, of course, being the loss of Miss Luna. While I am heartbroken and feel like there is a giant hole … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged adjusting to changes, dealing with loss, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, new car, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, self improvement, weight loss
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The Devil Declines
It’s Sunday, Modern Philosophers, and I know many of you tune into this blog today to read our most popular weekly feature, the Sundays With Satan Short Story Series. Due to this week’s unfortunate events, however, I have decided to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged alt right, hell, Humor, Modern Philosopher, mourning, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil, Virginia
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