Tag Archives: sarcasm

Dabbling In Exotic Foods

I honestly don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, Modern Philosophers. For years, I was paralyzed with fear at the mere thought of change.  Now I’m dabbling in exotic foods like I plan to have my own show on the … Continue reading

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Waiter, There’s A Monkey In My Soup!

As I was mowing the lawn this morning, Modern Philosophers, I got to thinking about how much I hated the task.  Then I wondered how anyone could possibly choose to mow lawns for a living. Shortly thereafter,  I remembered that … Continue reading

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A Cooler, More Efficient Form Of Time Travel

A bunch of us were out on the porch talking about time travel last night, Modern Philosophers. In other words, it was a typical Saturday night at The House on the Hill. We had just returned from the garage, where … Continue reading

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Change…Because Life Won’t

Someone asked me the other day why my blog wasn’t funny anymore, Modern Philosophers. I countered by stating that I never thought it was that humorous in the first place. The truth is, my blog has gone through many incarnations … Continue reading

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Sweating On Both Sides Of The River

I have a horrible sense of direction, Modern Philosophers, and because of this, I hesitate to venture out to new places. You know, because I tend to either get lost trying to find the new place, or while on my … Continue reading

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Pelosi Urges Democrats To Peach Trump

We live in challenging, bizarre, and fruity times, Modern Philosopher. Case in point would be today’s announcement by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi that she is urging Democrats to peach President Trump. Yes, you read that correctly.  She wants … Continue reading

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Waiting Is My Least Favorite Game

I have never been a man of action, Modern Philosophers. Everything I have in life simply fell into my lap, or eventually came to me on its own because it grew frustrated waiting for me to make a move to … Continue reading

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