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Tag Archives: sarcasm
“I know you’re an out of control running machine now, but what were you like back in gym class when the teacher forced you to run laps?” The Devil asked with mischief in his voice. My annoying Sunday guest was … Continue reading
I was sitting on the couch, sipping a Snapple, and watching the football game. I looked to my right, where I could see The Devil reading the Sunday paper on his end of the couch. As always, he was well … Continue reading
“Happy Birthday!” The Devil shouted excitedly as he burst into the living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, but he had added a colorful cardboard birthday hat to his ensemble. In his hands, he … Continue reading
Today is my birthday, Modern Philosophers, so as per tradition, I have handed over control of the blog to the interns so I can celebrate and stuff my face with cake. However, those lovable scamps, who seem to do nothing … Continue reading