Tag Archives: sarcasm

Tiny Cup Of Tea Makes Ya Wanna Pee

My favorite government agency, The Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST), has some unexpected time on its hands lately, Modern Philosophers. As it turns out, President Trump and his administration prefer alternative facts and fake news to legitimate facts and … Continue reading

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Promising Pizza Progress

One thing I know for sure, Modern Philosophers, is that you’ll never catch me wearing a toga with “World’s Greatest Chef” emblazoned across the front. It’s not that I’m a bad cook.  In fact, my generous waistline seems to indicate … Continue reading

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Why Does Your Best Friend Hate Me?

It’s time for a new feature on the blog, Modern Philosophers.  The reason behind this is twofold: First, I’d like to improve reader participation.  One of my favorite things about having this blog is interacting with you.  There was a … Continue reading

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Welcome, Spring!

Day 171 —  According to the calendar, today is the first day of Spring!  Of course, this is Maine, so we know better, Modern Philosophers. I bundle up in my Winter jacket, walk past humongous piles of snow on the … Continue reading

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Dr Lucifer McCaringpants

The sound of a baseball smacking against the leather of a glove is unmistakable and brings a huge smile to my face. The Devil, however, is fairly indifferent to it. “Why exactly are we outside having a catch when it’s … Continue reading

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Are You Dating A Superhero?

Several years ago, Modern Philosophers, I was certain that my girlfriend was a Superhero. She was absolutely perfect, showed up whenever I needed her as if she just sensed I was in trouble, and I always felt safe and happy … Continue reading

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Can You Party Like A Leprechaun?

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, I am very proud of my Irish heritage, and once lost my heart to a Sweet Irish Girl from the Emerald Isle.  As a result, I enjoy celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, … Continue reading

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