Tag Archives: sarcasm

It’s Father’s Day

It’s Father’s Day, Modern Philosophers. My Dad died when I was 19, so I’ve spent more Father’s Days without him than with him.  Even though he’s not around to celebrate on this holiday, he is most certainly in my thoughts. … Continue reading

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Resting My Legs, But Exercising My Brain

I might have taken a few days off from running to rest my exhausted legs after winning my Wellness Competition, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve been working out my brain even harder than usual. Since I’m 6’3″, there’s a great deal … Continue reading

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On The Sixteenth Day, I Rested

After fifteen consecutive days of running, and collecting over 450,000 steps, I can finally relax and boast that I won the Wellness competition, Modern Philosophers! I can also share that I slept in this morning, have yet to collect 12,000 … Continue reading

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Chips And The Dip

“Do we have any more potato chips?” The Devil asked as he leaned against the entrance way to the living room. He was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  This week’s outfit was sky blue, which made me think … Continue reading

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Eye Of The Tiger, Legs Of An Exhausted Cheetah

I’ll never be confused for Rocky Balboa, Modern Philosophers. I’m much taller, I’ve never been in a fight, and I look horrendous in star spangled banner boxing trunks. Plus, no matter how badly your ears lie to you, there is … Continue reading

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Facing Another Fear (From A Very Long List)

I make no secret of the fact that I’m a quirky introvert with a laundry list of phobias, Modern Philosophers. That’s far too obvious to hide, even from people who have been brought into my life via the magic portal … Continue reading

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The Daily Hellfire

“Extra!  Extra!  Read all about it!” The Devil shouted like a deranged newsie hopped up on Adderall as he entered the living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  Per usual, he was being an … Continue reading

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