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Tag Archives: sarcasm
Deep Thoughts on a Rainy Walk
My business managers, who are not allowed to enter The House on the Hill because I’d never want the money side of things to corrupt the creative flow, are always after me to add new features to the blog, Modern … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fitness, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, random thoughts, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Thoughts on a Walk, walking
21 Comments
Hot As Hell (Not!)
O how I abhor it, When foolish mortals, A species who wasted The gift of Free Will, And is on the verge Of destroying the planet With which they were gifted, Try to tell me, The Prince of Darkness And … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged heat wave, hell, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Poetry, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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Inviting The President To Maine
Dear President Trump, I’ve noticed that work has been a bit stressful for you lately, and I wanted to suggest that a vacation in Maine might be exactly what you need. I know you like to go to your ritzy … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Governor LePage, Humor, letter to the President, lobsters, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation, vacationland
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Being Better At Life
I was walking down the hall today, Modern Philosophers, minding my own business and staying out of trouble, when a coworker stopped me. “There’s something different about you, Austin,” she informed me. The coworker who was with her, immediately jumped … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, life, Lloyd Dobler, Modern Philosopher, personal mantra, Philosophy, running, sarcasm, satire, Say Anything, self improvement
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Welcome, Summer!
Happy First Day of Summer, Modern Philosophers! Not only does that mean today is the longest day of the year, but it also mercifully means that for the next three months, all snow is banned from Maine! I’m not quite … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged first day of Summer, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Summer, Summer Glau, Summer Lovin', Summer Solstice
17 Comments
Who’s Your Padre?
“I know this is a weird question, but who’s your Daddy?” I asked my guest with the slightest grin on my face. “After all, it is Father’s Day.” The Devil looked up from the Sunday paper and sighed. As always, … Continue reading
