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Tag Archives: Sasquatch
Sasquatch Thankful For Trump’s Impeachment Hearings
With Thanksgiving so close, Modern Philosophers, people are crawling out of the woodwork, or in this case, hiking out of the North Woods, to share that for which they are thankful. Today, I had an unexpected visitor at The House … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Bigfoot, Humor, impeachment, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, Sasquatch, satire, Thanksgiving, Trump
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Dainty Footed Sasquatch Finds Acceptance In Maine
Even a Modern Philosopher with enormous Monkey Boy feet can be touched by the tale of Tobias, the newest member of Maine’s Otherworldly Being community. While technically a Sasquatch, Tobias shudders at the use of the word because of what … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged acceptance, Bigfoot, feet, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, ostracized, Sarcasm, Sasquatch, satire
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Gingerbread Boy Reunited with Family; Chocolate Moose to Blame
There is joy on Half Moon Drive this morning, Modern Philosophers! The Cookson Family, which had been crumbling under the stress brought about by the disappearance of the clan’s youngest member (please see last night’s post missing boy ), now … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Chocolate Moose, Christmas, Gingerbread Boy, Gingerbread Family, Holidays, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sasquatch, satire
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