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“I cannot wait for the Academy Awards to start!” I declared excitedly as I handed The Devil an ice cold Snapple. For once, I was dressed almost as nicely as my frequent house guest. Since the Oscars were on tonight, … Continue reading
Rex Ryan is pulling out the big guns for the Jets’ big showdown today with the New Orleans Saints. Team sources have confirmed that The Devil was brought in to give Gang Green a rousing pep talk before they took … Continue reading