Tag Archives: satire

The Big Queasy

I’m going to be straight with you up front, Modern Philosophers… I don’t know how long this post is going to be because I am not sure how long I can be away from the toilet. There.  I said it.  … Continue reading

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Vanity Is Hell

Have you ever felt like the Devil was watching every move you make? As a Catholic School survivor, I know this feeling well.  The Nuns taught us all about it for eight years.  The Devil is always watching.  One slip … Continue reading

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A Change of Style

The big excitement at The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers, is that I went for a haircut. I didn’t really have much choice.  I took a bathroom break on Thursday, looked at my reflection as I was washing … Continue reading

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A Gargoyle Never Tells

It was a perfect summer night to sit up on the roof of The House on the Hill, but my faithful Gargoyle was smart enough to know I had ulterior motives. Gary turned on his perch at the edge of … Continue reading

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Lost In My Thoughts On A Walk

How’s it going, Modern Philosophers? This is one of those nights when I absolutely need to write, but I’m mentally exhausted and physically drained, so I’m not in the most creative mood.  Plus, I think I sweated out all my … Continue reading

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Mirror, Mirror…WTF?

I very rarely go up into the attic of The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, because that’s where the ghosts are. The Woodburys were the original owners of my home.  The clan was wiped out when a mysterious illness … Continue reading

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Total Eclipse of the Gun Show

Big ideas and grand schemes take up most of the space in my head, Modern Philosophers, but it’s the little things that constantly keep my brain preoccupied. These tiny distractions then derail my progress towards total happiness, and I have … Continue reading

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