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Tag Archives: Say Anything
In Your Hellish Eyes
I wasn’t feeling very good this morning, Modern Philosophers. There was an incident of gastric distress last night, and you’re better off not hearing the details. Just believe me when I tell you that I was still struggling this morning, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged flash fiction, Humor, John Cusack, Modern Philiospher, sarcasm, satire, Say Anything, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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Being Better At Life
I was walking down the hall today, Modern Philosophers, minding my own business and staying out of trouble, when a coworker stopped me. “There’s something different about you, Austin,” she informed me. The coworker who was with her, immediately jumped … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, life, Lloyd Dobler, Modern Philosopher, personal mantra, Philosophy, running, sarcasm, satire, Say Anything, self improvement
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Boombox Romeo
Driving home Last night, In Your Eyes Came on The radio. Peter Gabriel, Live version. My thoughts Immediately Went to My boy, Lloyd Dobler, The Boombox Romeo. Standing there In his trench coat, Arms raised, Look of confidence On his … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged dating, Diane Court, grand romantic gesture, Humor, In Your Eyes, Lloyd Dobler, Modern Philosopher, Peter Gabriel, Sarcasm, satire, Say Anything
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My Top 5 John Cusack Flicks
I’ve lost track, Modern Philosophers, of how many times people have stopped me on the street to ask me what my favorite John Cusack flick is. I had the interns keeps track for a while, but I get a new … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Better Off Dead, Con Air, Humor, John Cusack, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, Sarcasm, satire, Say Anything, Serendipity, The Sure Thing
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