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Tag Archives: scandal
Is “Big Candy” Blocking The Sale Of Zero Calorie Valentine’s Chocolate?
Is Big Candy blocking the sale of a revolutionary, new zero calorie chocolate less than a week before Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers? According to an anonymous tipster, who called The House on the Hill after reading Saturday’s investigative report on … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged candy, chocolate, Cupid, Humor, investigative reporting, Modern Philosopher, News, Sarcasm, satire, scandal, Valentines' Day
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Several Of Santa’s Elves Arrested For Selling Spots On The Nice List
As the calendar turns to December, it looks like scandal has rocked the North Pole, Modern Philosophers. My sources at Santa’s Village tell me that North Pole Police raided Santa’s Workshop just after 9:00AM, and arrested several Elves, who have … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged crime, Elves, Humor, Modern Philosopher, naughty, nice, North Pole, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, scandal
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Celebrity Splits: Q and U Call it Kwits
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Shocking news from Alphabetville: The letters Q and U have decided to go their separate ways. Word of the split has rocked the Grammar and Spelling Bee Worlds. In a joint…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Alphabet, celebrity splits, divorce, gossip, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, scandal
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Man Confesses To Being Serial Killer Of Imaginary Friends
Doug Byron walked into Police Headquarters in Downtown Bangor and confessed to eight murders over the past two years. He then led police to eight shallow graves in the woods near Milford, and turned over journals that detailed how he … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged friends, Humor, imaginary friends, Modern Philosopher, murder, Sarcasm, satire, scandal, serial killers, true crime
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Paparazzi Continue To Hunt For Photo Of Mommy Kissing Santa
Paparazzi will be out in droves this Christmas Eve, but this is the one night of the year that Lindsay Lohan, Kate and William, Leonardo DiCaprio and the other usual shutterbug victims will be safe from the ever prying eye … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Humor, I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, Modern Philosopher, Paparazzi, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, scandal, tabloids
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