Tag Archives: scarcasm

I Am Sick Without You…

Posted on April 22, 2014 by Austin

I am sick Without you Here To take care Of me. I languish All alone On the couch, Choking down Soup While I Watch TV. I miss The way You’d play With my hair, Rub my tummy, And lecture me … Continue reading →

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Down Comforter

Posted on December 14, 2013 by Austin

Down comforter, I am So down With how Warm & comfy You’ve made me These last two Frigid nights! While I’d prefer The body heat Of a Certain someone To keep me Snug & toasty, You are an Efficient alternative. … Continue reading →

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Werewolves Officially Added to Maine’s Endangered Species List

Posted on April 6, 2013 by Austin

Governor Paul LePage today signed into law a bill that officially added Werewolves to Maine’s Endangered Species List, Modern Philosophers. The law, which was a long time in coming, bans the sale of silver bullets to anyone other than a … Continue reading →

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