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I am sick Without you Here To take care Of me. I languish All alone On the couch, Choking down Soup While I Watch TV. I miss The way You’d play With my hair, Rub my tummy, And lecture me … Continue reading
Down comforter, I am So down With how Warm & comfy You’ve made me These last two Frigid nights! While I’d prefer The body heat Of a Certain someone To keep me Snug & toasty, You are an Efficient alternative. … Continue reading
Governor Paul LePage today signed into law a bill that officially added Werewolves to Maine’s Endangered Species List, Modern Philosophers. The law, which was a long time in coming, bans the sale of silver bullets to anyone other than a … Continue reading