Tag Archives: scary

The Stalked

Posted on October 17, 2015 by Austin

Larry had to stop to take a breath. He knew that every second he was not running meant that his pursuers were gaining ground on him, but he simply could not continue. Not without getting some oxygen into his lungs, … Continue reading →

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The Killer Was Watching…And Waiting

Posted on October 16, 2015 by Austin

Lucinda sat in the same chair she always did, sipped her favorite flavored coffee, and read a magazine that focused more on gossip than it did on actual news.  This was her regular Friday night routine, and it helped her … Continue reading →

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Halloween Horror Panel Selects Humans As Scariest Beings

Posted on October 28, 2014 by Austin

The much anticipated Halloween Horror Panel was held at the Cross Insurance Center in Bangor today. A packed house gathered for what is referred to as the “Comic-Con of Halloween”.  Sponsored by the All Hallows Society, the Horror Panel is … Continue reading →

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Monsters Under The Bed Fleeing Maine At An Alarming Rate

Posted on June 4, 2014 by Austin

Have you checked under your beds lately, Modern Philosophers? If you live in Maine, there’s an excellent chance you will discover that the Monster Under Your Bed has packed up and left for New Hampshire. According to the Bureau of … Continue reading →

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Bangor’s Graveyard Ghost Story Club Meets Tonight…

Posted on October 11, 2013 by Austin

Another sure sign that Autumn has arrived in Maine, Modern Philosophers, is the return of the Graveyard Ghost Story Club. One of my favorite happenings of the Halloween Season, the group meets late at night at various cemeteries in the … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Haunted Edition

Posted on October 4, 2013 by Austin

Happy Haunted Friday Night, Modern Philosophers!  It’s the first Friday in October which mean Halloween is just around the corner, and Ghosts are flocking to Maine for Autumn vacation. I’ve had our visitors from the Spirit World haunting my thoughts … Continue reading →

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Hauntings Skyrocket In Maine As Ghosts Gather For Halloween

Posted on October 4, 2013 by Austin

You know that noise, Modern Philosophers, that wakes you from sleep in the middle of the night?  The one that sounds like nails scratching on the window?  Or like a low, deep moaning?  Perhaps like footsteps all the way on … Continue reading →

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Blizzard Of Zombies Turns Brewer Dairy Queen Into Royal Mess

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Austin

It was such a hot day in Maine today, Modern Philosophers, that the Zombies were willing to trade in their usual feast of brains for an attack of brain freeze. At 12:13pm, Brewer Police responded to a frantic 911 call … Continue reading →

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Young Mainers Haunted By The Booger Man, The Monster In Their Nose

Posted on July 10, 2013 by Austin

The CDC has issued a warning to all Mainers about an evil strain of the flu that is spreading across the state at a rapid pace.  This malady, which seems to affect only those under the age of 13, exhibits … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Memorial Day Edition

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Austin

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, and the long weekend awaits.  Before we head off to enjoy our holiday weekend, however, we need to convene for our weekly Think Tank meeting. For those new to the blog, The Think Tank is … Continue reading →

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