Tag Archives: Science Fiction

How To Make Yourself More Enticing For Alien Abduction

Many of you have mentioned, Modern Philosophers, that you are jealous of my getting to travel across the galaxy in the Mothership that is home to Maine’s Alien population. While I don’t get to race among the stars that often, … Continue reading

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The X-Files To Investigate Trump’s Hair

After far too long a hiatus, Modern Philosophers, The X-Files are back. This little known, clandestine department of the FBI, made a name for itself in the 1990s when two agents, Dana Scully and Fox Mulder, solved a series of … Continue reading

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Would Trump Banish Maine’s Aliens To Deep Space?

I was invited for Sunday Brunch aboard the Glovorkian Mothership that hovers high above Bangor, Modern Philosophers. While this was not my first meal aboard the mighty spacecraft that is the jewel of the Glovorkian Fleet, I got the sense … Continue reading

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If I Were Han Solo…

If I were Han Solo I’d never go home I’d fly ‘cross the stars Make the Falcon my home If I were Han Solo I’d never be single I’d woo me a Princess And get the ladies to mingle If … Continue reading

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